New York City is the city that never sleeps.
Oklahoma City might as well be called The Big Drowsy the way we shut down when it gets late. But if you know where to look and you dont mind exploring a bit, this is a city full of overnight bites just waiting to be devoured.
Heres the challenge: Stay fed in the metro from 10 p.m. to 10 a.m. While the rest of the world sleeps, I eats.
Those who want to eat at 8:30 or 9 p.m. might think they have it rough, but the real struggle begins at 10, when most of the citys ever-expanding roster of restaurants flip the sign to closed and start hosing down the dining room.
Which is why theres Chows Chinese Restaurant, 3033 N. May Ave. Chows has long been a favorite of the citys kitchen staffers because it keeps cooking (and cooking well) after others have closed. Since theres plenty more on the menu for the evening, this is a good place for a snack. If youre with friends, a plate of dumplings (12 for $6.95) will do. Or get a little crazy with some salt-and-pepper frog legs ($13.95).
If it didnt close at 10:30 p.m., Chows would be a fine place to while away the night. This menu runs deep and gets weird; if you want to try pork intestine or beef tripe, at Chows, chefs know how to cook.
For Asian fare that lasts a little later, Banana Island Restaurant, 1117 NW 25th St., serves up a stunning and stuffing menu of Malaysian food until 11 p.m. A roti canai (Indian pancake) dipped in curry is just $3.25.
Depending on how you want the rest of your night to go, youve got a few choices for your next stop. Lets choose our own adventure with a quartet of spots that close at midnight.
If you want to start Ubering everywhere because of alcohol, turn to Republic Gastropub, 5830 N. Classen Blvd., where there are great eats and great drinks, both of which will go down your feed hole. This is probably the best place to go if you want a good steak after 10 p.m. like the wood-fired rib eye for $24 and a selection of beers so fine youll think it was made of an angels chest hair.
If you plan to keep driving yourself and you want a big gyro to help lull you into a coma, turn to Chelios Diner, 1621 S. Interstate 35 Service Road. Its a diner, but not an all-night one, so hold your horses. This is a great choice if you like staying relatively sober and enjoying satisfyingly fatty foods.
If you want a piece or several of pizza, then turn to one of the Plaza Districts favorite watering holes, Empire Slice House, 1734 NW 16th St. Be ready to suck in your belly and squeeze in, though, as this popular spot might stop serving pizza at midnight but it wont stop being busy.
If you arent even a little bit ready to sleep yet, turn as I did to All About Cha, 7300 N. Western Ave. Not only does it have salads, sushi and such, but it has that essential elixir of late-night roustabouts: coffee.
A large espresso and a large coffee are $3, or you can actually enjoy your caffeination with the affogato ($4.50). Its a scoop of ice cream with a hot shot of espresso poured over the top. This is the dessert coffee frappuccinos wish they were.
Youve made it: Its officially tomorrow. So whatever youre eating now goes on tomorrows ledger. Its like starting with a completely clean slate. Lets get it dirty immediately!
If your movie just got out or the baseball game just ended or, for some reason, you drove to Bricktown at midnight, you have a couple of options. Theres Yucatan Taco Stand Tequila Bar & Grill, 100 E. California Ave., which is open until 1 a.m. and has a fine selection of foods folded inside tortillas from which to choose. My choice is the aged chorizo taco, which sounds spicier than it actually is. There are a surprising number of adults who are not sober in this location.
But to see real party people, head a few blocks over to Hot Dog OKC, 208 E. Sheridan Ave., where proprietor Gale Van Campen grills up hot dogs and sausages, sells swag and broadcasts live on her wienercam. The line grows quickly as revelers stumble out of dance clubs and over to her cart.
Perhaps youre in Norman, in which case you might like Fuzzys Taco Shop, 752 Asp Ave., which stays open until 3 a.m. Dont assume all metro-area Fuzzys have the same policy. They dont.
Hey, were you the people who Ubered to Republic in the last section? Then you might also be the ones who Ubered to one of the citys swankiest late-night clubs, The R&J Lounge and Supper Club, 320 NW 10th St. While there are plenty of beverages available to continue your debaucherous fun, this establishment also serves up its full menu of favorites until closing time. Cocktail wieners, a lobster roll and beef stroganoff? I dont mind if I do.
If youve chosen Saturday night-Sunday morning for this particular evenings adventure, R&J starts serving the next days brunch menu after 11 p.m. You probably havent died yet, but this is pretty close to heaven.
Lets be honest, though. If its this late and youve lived in Oklahoma City for more than a minute, you really want Bobos Chicken, 1812 NE 23rd St. Smoked for 24 hours before hitting the fryer, the wings at Bobos are delectable. And when the man in the truck says, You want honey? you better say yes because hes about to glug a bucket of syrup on top of your dinner.
(Make sure you get extra biscuits. Trust me. You want extra biscuits.)
I get down here about once a month, said Edmond resident Derek Graham. Ive been here at 7 p.m. for dinnertime, and Ive been here at 3 a.m., sobering up.
Once 3 a.m. hits, the only places open are the ones that never close.
Theres Mama Lous, 1421 N Moore Ave., and Perrys Restaurant, 7432 S. May Ave., which specialize in diner fare. If youre looking for late-night meatloaf, spaghetti or a tuna melt, these are your destinations.
Maybe you didnt get your fill of chicken at Bobos, in which case you ought to head to Beverlys Pancake House, 3315 Northwest Expressway, for its famed Chicken in the Rough. Or, since the sunrise isnt that far off, you could just have some breakfast already: corned beef hash and eggs or a giant waffle studded with pecans. Or both.
Beverlys is a great place to establish an alibi, because even at this ungodly hour, its packed. The neon golfing chicken sign beckons to all.
For the truly ravenous, theres Crest Foods, 4503 NW 23rd St., which will readily sell you food that you have to prepare yourself, like some kind of animal.
Congratulations! You are no longer a screwball for staying up so late! There are farmers and grad students and weirdos who like to get up early that are awake now. And they like doughnuts, which is why so many doughnut shops are open at 5 a.m.
For jelly-stuffed doughnut holes, the perfect eye-opening sugar bomb, turn to Best Donuts, 2320 NW 23rd St. Or if you want someplace that was apparently named just for the early morning crowd, theres AM Donut, 2900 N. Pennsylvania Ave. Either one will provide you with circles of fried dough dipped in sugar or glazed with maple. And coffee. You should definitely order some coffee.
By 6 a.m., most diners are open for business. For one of the best omelets around, theres the original Jimmys Egg at 1616 N. May Ave. Sit at the counter and watch those wizards flip and fold eggs over and around such diverse toppings as ham, bacon, cheese and more cheese.
What about a steak? Cattlemens Steakhouse, 1309 S. Agnew Ave., has a fine breakfast buffet, but it also cooks whole chunks of cow. Theres nothing quite so fancy as starting your day off with a filet and a couple of eggs. (Unless you brush your teeth with caviar, Mr. Trump.)
Once 7 a.m. hits, the world is your oyster. Jimmys Round-Up Cafe, 1301 SW 59th St., has enormous chicken-fried steaks and piles of fried potatoes to soak up the nights revelries. And Evoke, 103 S. Broadway, in Edmond has enough coffee to keep you wide-awake until lunchtime.
Or if youre full and youre tired and youre ready to submit to slumbers sweet embrace, maybe its time to go to sleep. Just dont go too long or youll wind up wide-awake and hungry again tonight,
too. Though now that you know the secrets of Oklahoma Citys late-night eats, thats not such a bad thing, is it?
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Hungry? Up late? Well, youre in luck. Oklahoma Gazettes roundup includes everything from Chinese to rib eye steak and, of course, breakfast.