Authorities
took 30-yearold Chamberlain into custody after she appeared intoxicated
and fell asleep at her desk. They claim her speech was slurred, she was
a little wobbly and she smelled of Grandpa’s old cough medicine.
Apparently, an empty whiskey bottle was also found in her purse.

There are bigger issues at hand here:

Doesn’t
Chamberlain kinda deserve a pass? C’mon. We all know substitute
teachers usually just pop a DVD in and call it a day anyway.

She was
probably just bored — and sometimes people drink when they’re bored.

After all, you can only play so many levels of Candy Crush before you
give up and start drinking. (It’s 23 levels, by the way.)

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