Hand job 

The OKC-based Lips issued an emergency tweet Jan. 4 via its Twitter account, although the concise wording sure sounded like it had come from the elegant quill of Coyne: “Fuck!!!!!! Someone stole Laser Hands!!! Please please please!! At South Bound Festival !!!Fuck!! Help us!!!”

Concert organizers even got in on the search, offering an award to whomever returned the purloined palms. The sordid affair evidently ended the following day, when Coyne tweeted that they'd been found.

There's no word on who took the hands in the first place. Chicken-Fried News only can assume the thief had some mighty big pockets.

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