How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist 

Patricia Carlin
Quirk Books

So, your boyfriend speaks Klingon? Has demonic red-eye episodes? Thinks you do look fat in your jeans? Believe me, girl, it's not you, it's him, according to the handy guide "How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist."

Illustrations and bulleted clues in this slim, purse-fitting red book (perfect for mid-date reference) identify whether your Mr. Might Be Right is a garden-variety offender "? a mama's boy, jealous type, workaholic "? or, more suspect, a pimp, cult leader or vampire.

Advice follows each category on whether to break up with said squeeze (in the case of the latter, yes! And you'll need to buy a stake: "First, wear something you hate, because you're going to totally ruin it "¦ ").

 At $12.95, there's a lot more silly than serious here "¦ but those of us dating the Antichrist could use a laugh. And that, this guide offers in spades.

"?Emily Jerman

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