The Biblical book of Isaiah prophesies a future time of undreamed-of harmony and cooperation. "The wolf will romp with the lamb," reads one translation.

"Cow and bear will graze in the same pasture, their calves and cubs will grow up together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox."

I have it on good astrological authority that you're now eligible for a preview of this paradisiacal state. To receive your free introductory offer, you need only meet one condition. You must vow not to harm any living thing -- not even a cockroach. Not even the person you love best.

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