Nov 10-16, 2010

Nov 10-16, 2010 / Vol. 32 / No. 45

Coopers’ Christmas

tive=9325&creativeASIN=B003YZGWF0″>Coopers’ Christmas,” which has to be not only an instant cult classic, but a new annual tradition. It’s “Christmas Vacation” with the one thing it really lacked: a hard-R rating. Starring “Daily Show” married couple Jason Jones (who co-wrote) and Samantha Bee, the film captures one crazy Christmas in 1985, all via a barely used…

Brass Bancroft of the Secret Service Mysteries Collection

Before he went to Washington, D.C. for reals, Ronald Reagan went there on screen as Lt. Brass Bancroft in a string of Warner Bros. cheapies in 1939 and 1940. All four films “? roughly one hour apiece at best “? are collected on two discs in Warner Archive’s manufactured-on-demand “Brass Bancroft of the Secret Service…

The Terror Within/Dead Space

Leave it to skinflint producer Roger Corman to remake his own films, themselves rip-offs of massive hits. Whereas 1979’s now-classic “Alien” prompted him to follow with 1982’s “Forbidden World,” he couldn’t settle for the small fortune it brought in, and remade “World” as “Dead Space” in 1990, at the height of the VHS rental age.…

Superman/Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam

As DC Comics’ string of PG-13 animated features go, “Superman/Shazam: The Return of Black Adam” is more fun than any of its predecessors … probably because it isn’t a feature at all. This is a short film, which means action is as tight as the running time, keeping things ticking, clicking and kicking. The piece…

Once You Kiss a Stranger

Imagine if “Fatal Attraction” were made in 1969, but featured way more golf. That’s “Once You Kiss a Stranger” in a nutshell (emphasis on “nut), yet that’s not to demean the little-known thriller, now available as a manufactured-on-demand disc from Warner Archive. Despite “? or perhaps because of “? its datedness, this remains one fun…

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Why did feathered dinosaurs evolve wings? Paleontologists in Britain have a new theory: It added to their sexual allure. The head researcher at the University of Manchester speculated that “maybe they ran around with their arms outstretched to show off how pretty their feathers were.” Eventually those forearms became wings that came in handy for…

ARIES (March 21-April 19)

Where I live, 35 percent of all high school students confess (or brag) that they have engaged in binge drinking, which is defined as imbibing five or more alcoholic drinks in a two-hour period. According to my reading of the omens, your inner teenager may soon be longing to flirt with that kind of intense…

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

On the subject of being divided, novelist Iris Murdoch wrote the following: “He led a double life. Did that make him a liar? He did not feel a liar. He was a man of two truths.” Whether you deserve the generosity of that interpretation still remains to be seen, Gemini. It is possible that your…

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

My Facebook friend Robert Goldberg has come up with terms for you Libras that puts a more positive spin on your reputation as a fence-sitter. He suggests “fence dancer” or “fence warrior.” You don’t always deserve to be bestowed with those honorable titles, of course. Sometimes you really do molder there in your intermediate position,…

The longest running play brings its cat-and-mouse game to the Civic Center

guineas during economic hard times in post-World War II England, which “puts them in the shady area of upper-middle class trade, crossing social lines and creating some uncertainty as to who outranks whom,” OCTC dramaturge Anna Holloway writes in a program note. The Ralstons are novice guesthouse proprietors. Five shady guests, all of whom possess…

Another bombing reference

One week ago (“Another Oklahoma City”), CFN informed readers that the founder and CEO of a left-leaning watchdog group was calling on GOP heartthrob Sarah Palin to put partisanship aside and “pull this country back from the precipice of another Oklahoma City.” Those pre-election comments came from David Brock of Media Matters for America on…

Commentary props up a ‘deceitful lie’

In his Gazette Commentary appearing on Nov. 3 (“It gets better”), Nathan Gunter uses the tragic story of Zach Harrington to prop up and gain sympathy for the deceitful lie that he has personally bought into; namely that the Holy Spirit leads folks to embrace homosexuality. There are some things in the Bible that I…

Psych-rockers Dr. Dog live for the thrill of the life they lead

Dr. Dog with Here We Go Magic and O Fidelis 7 p.m. Wednesday ACM@UCO Performance Lab 323 E. Sheridan 974-4700 $15-$18 For most, being a musician means financial rewards are meager. It requires a certain spirit to keep it up. But psychedelic Philadelphia quintet Dr. Dog has the right attitude, a celebratory vibe that comes…

A cruel joke

I was under the impression that your “Chicken-Fried News” section was reserved for ridiculous Commentary by members of the Oklahoma Legislature or other things of an entertaining nature. Recently, however, I learned that something that should have been a true news story or a piece examining the rules of the small town of Hydro was…

Profitable pestilence

The Michael Bay-inspired hailstorm that hit Oklahoma City earlier this year does not seem to be an event that would inspire the singing of “Happy Days Are Here Again.” Some, however, look up at those clouds and, through the barrage of Volkswagen-sized hailstones raining down on the populace below, see the silver lining. The city…

Due Date

My son helped me find a way to summarize this movie when he held an imaginary carrot and said, “Eh, what’s up, doc?” Yes, “Due Date” would make a memorable Looney Tune at a running time of seven minutes and starring Daffy Duck as the too-tightly wound, irascible one, and Porky Pig as the goofball…

Megamind

fing sci-fi and comic-book movies isn’t the height of innovation, by any stretch, but “Megamind” rates several cuts above cut-rate. Debuting screenwriters Alan J. Schoolcraft and Brent Simons are smart enough to take the story into some unexpected turns. Characters actually surprise you a bit, and the voice work “? particularly Ferrell and the ever-sunny…

Cars win

Many of us agree with Eugene Andrews (Letters, “Cyclists have the right-of-way, period,” Nov. 3, Gazette) about obeying traffic laws and turning off cell phones. He cites that he pays taxes for the privilege of riding on the streets and/or bicycle paths. How much of his bicycle tag goes to roadways and paths? And, since…

Counterpoint: Recovery and redemption

Everyone knows the contemporary story of the addict who bottoms out only to find recovery and redemption later. In statewide race after race, Oklahoma Democrats bottomed out in the Nov. 2 elections, but at this low point, there remains for them an opportunity to re-create their brand. Sometimes it takes a breakdown for renewal. Nationally,…

For another sign of N.W. 23rd Street’s revitalization, hang out at the inaugural Trendy Third Block Party, with shopping, food and fun

Trendy Third Block Party 7-10 p.m. Saturday 23rd Street Courts www.trendythirdokc.com Slowly, but surely, the revitalization of N.W. 23rd Street is happening, with new restaurants, shops and services. It’s especially evident at the 23rd Street Courts, the collective name for a short row of refurbished bungalows playing home to a number of businesses. What does…

Flossed over

From the Rose State College PR department comes this earth-shattering announcement: “Flossy Flossy” has just won a national competition put on by the American Dental Hygienists Association. Two Rose State dental hygiene students, Joanna Roller and Michelle Parry, entered the competition that asked participants to make a video for folks who hate to floss. Roller…

I’m Still Here

From the street-art shenanigans of “Exit Through the Gift Shop” to the Facebook fraud of “Catfish,” some of the year’s most popular documentaries have one thing in common: their veracity called into question. People wondered the same about “I’m Still Here” while it was being shot. Here, after all, was actor Casey Affleck (“The Killer…

Serge Ibaka cover ‘truly nauseating’

Most assuredly, my disdain for Oklahoma Gazette’s most recent cover (“Power Serge,” Nov. 3) will leave me labeled and in a minute minority. However, the cover photo of the 6-10 underwear-clad African ballplayer with the caption, “Women want him. Men want to be him” is truly nauseating (at least to me). Nothing says “America” like…

A nose for no news

For Halloween, Cliff Davis and Viviyan Strube Kennedy went as two people who mistook the act of not getting married that night as newsworthy. “Wha-huh?” you ask. Our thoughts exactly! According to a press release titled “Halloween Night Takes OKC Couple Everywhere but the Altar,” the two have been a committed item for six years…

In your Face

You talk, we listen! Here’s what readers said about last week’s Oklahoma Gazette election recap via unedited comments left on our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/okgazette: “BOO!!” “Heather N Brett “Yep, she’s a mother alright.” “Kristi Rowley “god trumps logic in oklahoma once again.” “Erika Salinas “It’s going to be a long 8 years. Goodbye progress,…

Reprisals in order?’

Petitioning the government about one’s concerns is responsible citizenship. An organization can help get those concerns before the public by demonstrating that many share such concerns. However, revolution, even by nonviolent means, isn’t responsible citizenship. The Oklahoma Education Association showed itself to be irresponsible, even revolutionary, by proposing State Question 744, which would have resulted…

CFN Quote of the Week

“This is great news. Just because something doesn’t exist doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ban it. That’s why I have long fought for ballot measures to ban cat pilots, baby curling and man-futon marriage. Besides, you can’t be too careful, because there are 15,000 Muslims in Oklahoma, a full four-tenths of 1 percent of their population.…

Point: Sometimes you get what you need

Well, the confetti has been cleaned up, the banners removed, and the signs all across the state will slowly be coming down. Election Day came and went. In our 103 years of statehood, the GOP has never had a night like Nov. 2. Every statewide Republican candidate won, and none of those races were even…

Three things we’ve learned about the OKC Thunder

Rewind your brain to two weeks ago. Two Weeks Ago Royce tells you in Oklahoma City’s first six games, Kevin Durant shoots under 40 percent from the field, James Harden is averaging under five points a game, the Thunder’s defense has more holes in it than the promises of a televangelist, and OKC ranks dead…

Texas country star Wade Bowen pools his talents in singing about honesty

Wade Bowen 9:30 p.m. Friday Wormy Dog Saloon 311 E. Sheridan www.wormydog.com 601-6276 $15 From beer drinkin’ to heart breakin’, country music is littered with real experiences and real emotions. It’s about unfussy communication and storytelling, remembering and forgetting, and ” most of all ” being true and honest. Red dirt singer Wade Bowen carries…

Laws won’t matter

Regarding the Eugene Andrews Letter “Cyclists have the right-of-way, period” in the Nov. 3 Gazette: I am trying to save lives. I like bicycles. I wish that there weren’t any automobiles. I don’t own a cell phone. We were hit from behind, while stopped at a red light, by a woman on a cell phone,…

Until the Light Takes Us

c=”http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=oklahgazet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B003R9K08S&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr”> “Until the Light Takes Us” is easily the most chilling documentary I’ve ever seen. To tell the story of the rise of Norwegian black metal, filmmakers Aaron Aites and Audrey Ewell sift through accusations of self-mutilation, violence, arson, suicide, murder and Satanism. Satanism is the only member of that list that is refuted in…

Dollhouse: The Complete Season 2

<iframe marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" style="width: 120px; height: 240px;" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=oklahgazet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B002JVWR4U&fc1=000000&IS2=1 It’s almost as if creator/exec producer Joss Whedon and the rest of the “Dollhouse” gang knew that year two was going to be it for them, so they put all their cards on the table. Improving over its good-but-not-great freshman outing, the sophomore season —? while not…

Macabre

As someone who’s been a fan of director William Castle literally for half my life, it’s been a long, long, long wait for me to be able to see the one that started his career-defining string as warmed-over Hitchcock: 1958’s “Macabre.” Even if no film is worth that long a wait, I thank the DVD-burning…

Judge halts implementation of constitutional amendment on Shariah law

A federal judge has temporarily halted the implementation of a recently passed state constitutional amendment that would ban state judges from issuing rulings based upon Islamic law. The ruling, issued Monday in the Western District of U.S. District Court, granted a temporary restraining order requested in a lawsuit filed Nov. 4 by Oklahoma resident Muneer…


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