It takes a good half-hour before we begin to comprehend who’s who and whos aligned with whom. Even then, the story based on a presumably popular novel is plotted with spying and more than one alliance switcheroo. Everyone seems concerned about locating a stolen coin cast, yet the object is almost a MacGuffin; […]
Rod Lott
Monster mash
The Phantom of the Opera7:30 p.m. Thursday Lon Chaneys name is forever associated with 1925s The Phantom of the Opera, and for good reason: Its one of the great performances in silent films. I dont care how old you are or how many times youve seen it: When Christine (Mary Philbin) unmasks the Phantom 38 […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXVI
Besides, fans of MST3K only need know that another collection exists, and theyre sold. The latest, Volume XXVI (aka 26, if you dont like maths), may not have any classics among its four-ep offering, but any episode is worth owning. Among this batch, my favorite is the most recent: 1988s Alien from L.A., a sci-fi […]
Dead in France
If more proof is needed its not the exploding heads, shoulder-stabbings and a good ol Wilhelm scream should do the trick later. Directed and co-written by Kris McManus, the UK film centers around Charles (Brian Levine, who co-wrote), a lonely hit man whos not only a virgin, but never even kissed a woman. […]
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
Once again based on a supposedly true story (which the Blu-rays extra features delve into), this unconnected, theater-skipping sequel to 2009s sleeper hit Haunting in Connecticut takes place in 1993, when the Wyrick family nary a Virginia Madsen among them moved from the city of Atlanta to the rural Pine Mountain. An overly […]
Quentin Tarantino’s Rolling Thunder Pictures Triple Feature
Less than 10 titles ever made it to store shelves, but they were manna to many, myself included. Theyre tough to find nowadays some are out-of-print but Lionsgate comes to the rescue with a three-in-one Rolling Thunder Pictures Triple Feature, perhaps to capitalize on a whole new generation coming to know the cult-and-critic-adored filmmaker […]
The Sweeney
The Sweeney was a cop drama that ran for four seasons in the 1970s in the UK. Ive never seen it, so I cant tell how faithful the 2012 Sweeney is. I can only judge it on its own, and its a fantastic crime thriller. As Jack Regan, Hugos Ray Winstone leads the Flying Squad, […]
Stitches
The title refers to the booze-soaked, foul-mouthed, likely STD-infected clown (British stand-up comedian Ross Noble) who meets an early, accidental demise while performing at an only childs 10th birthday party. Because thats what happens when kids tie your shoelaces together, causing you to trip and fall face-first into the butcher knife left precariously pointing upward […]
13 Eerie
At least not at first. Six forensic-science students are boated and then bussed into a body farm adjacent to the 13 Eerie Strait Penitentiary for a Disaster Mortuary Operational Response Team exercise. Its a field exam to test their wits and skills for FBI readiness, with corpses placed carefully around the island grounds. The plan […]
The Thief of Bagdad
The 1924 fantasy-adventure is considered widely as actor/writer/producer Douglas Fairbanks’ tour de force. Raoul Walsh (White Heat) may serve as director of the silent Arabian Nights adaptation, but the show is Fairbanks’ and the performer knows it, traipsing with abandon through the exquisite, no-expense-spared sets. (They come courtesy the mind and body of Oscar-winning production […]
