Jun 30 – Jul 6, 2010

Jun 30 - Jul 6, 2010 / Vol. 32 / No. 26

The Greatest

On paper, “The Greatest” reads like Oscar bait: A long-married couple (Pierce Brosnan and Susan Sarandon) mourns the loss of their 18-year-old son, Bennett (Aaron Johnson), in a car wreck. Three months later, his secret girlfriend (Carey Mulligan) shows up, pregnant with Bennett’s child. That’s not your ordinary, everyday family drama … until it becomes…

Flooding forces six arts organizations to relocate, seek donations

Six Oklahoma City art organizations lost their offices and 75 percent to 90 percent of their property following June’s heavy rains and flash floods. Artworks, Carpenter Square Theatre, Metropolitan School of Dance, Oklahoma Community Theatre Association and Oklahoma Shakespeare in the Park were left homeless as water rose more than 5 feet in the Stage…

Swamp Thing: The Series: Volume Three

Shout! Factory finally closes the book on the “Swamp Thing” cable-TV series of the early ’90s by issuing its last 24 episodes on a four-disc set. They’re the worst ones of the entire run, recommended only for die-hard Swampy fans willing to accept its cheap, supa-cheesy, Universal Studios backlot-shot vibe … yeah, that’s me. “Do…

Visions of New York City

To tour the Big Apple without the fear of encountering muggers, blackouts or terrorist attacks, “Visions of New York City” is the next best thing to being there. The one-hour documentary, created for public television in 2004, is a high-flying, visual guide to the city that never sleeps. (So if do go, take. Your. Earplugs.)…

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

The journal Nature recently marked the tenth anniversary of a great scientific triumph: the complete mapping of the human genome. There was a cloud over the celebration, however, because few practical health benefits have yet to come out of this revolutionary accomplishment. It has proved unexpectedly hard to translate the deciphered code into cures for…

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You may still be gnawed by a longing for your life to be different from what it is. You might fantasize that you’re missing a crucial element that would, if acquired, usher you into a Golden Age. But I’ve been analyzing the big picture of your destiny, Aquarius, and here’s what I see: This year…

Eleven males are vying to replace Mary Fallin in Congress

Republicans knew this day would come. Mary Fallin, the sweetheart of the Oklahoma GOP, is finally making a run at governor. Her name was synonymous with the lieutenant governor’s office, a position she held for 12 years. Fallin bypassed a race for governor in 2002 and the U.S. Senate in 2004 when she could have…

Victim to villain?

The Gazette letter (“Stop tolerating injustice”) from Gwen Harrison of Yukon on June 9 pretends to take Israel from victim to villain. The 7 million Israelis live in a region of the world surrounded by 600,000 million hostile neighbors. Since its establishment in 1947, Israel’s neighbors have attacked Israel five times with formal wars, and…

Shock’n y’all

Toby Keith, you card! Recently, the Oklahoma country star played an “undercover club gig” at New York City’s Irving Plaza. Reports the website for country music cable channel CMT, the secret show was promoted with online ads featuring Keith’s photo, but under the name “Incognito Bandito” (a presumed cousin of the Frito Bandito?). Marketed as…

Granny tased!

Police officers dispatched to check on the health of an El Reno woman stepped on the 86 year old’s oxygen hose, tasered her and handcuffed her in bed, according to a lawsuit the woman and her grandson filed last week in U.S. District Court in Oklahoma City. The lawsuit, filed by Lona M. Varner and…

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Have you been doing a lot of sweating and grunting from sheer exertion in 2010? Have you thrown yourself conscientiously into the hardest, smartest labor you’ve ever enjoyed? I hope so, because that would suggest you’re in rapt alignment with this year’s cosmic rhythms. It would mean that you have been cashing in on the…

Reader supports letter

I am writing to support Gwen Harrison’s letter (“Stop tolerating injustice”), which advocates America should stop supporting Israel until they quit illegal occupation and outright confiscation of Palestinian land. I began to agree with the Arab view that the creation of Israel was unjust when I learned that the non-Jewish Palestinians had been an approximately…

SummerDance stages a program with choreography inspired by the movies

SummerDance Goes to the Movies8 p.m. Thursday, Friday and Saturday Reynolds Performing Arts Center, 560 Parrington Oval, Norman $15 for adults, $8 for students 325-4101  There’s been a long-standing romance between the arts of film and dance, and the two will converge this week with “SummerDance Goes to the Movies,” presented by the University of…

Forty years strong, guitarist Steve Howe is still soaring with prog-rock prototype Yes

Yes and Peter Frampton8 p.m. TuesdayLucky Star Casino7777 N. Highway 81, Conchowww.luckystarcasino.org$35-$75 Steve Howe’s name is revered in the pantheon of progressive-rock guitarists. He made Rolling Stone’s list of the 100 greatest with these words of acclaim: “Howe brought jazz, country, flamenco, ragtime and psychedelia into the mix for prog-rockers Yes,” according to the magazine.…

Ignore me not

Regarding “Equality entertainment” by Joe Wertz in the June 23 Gazette: Although it is easy to recall that in the spring of 2009 I was terminated from my position as teacher in the Oklahoma City Public Schools district, it should neither be forgotten nor ignored that I subsequently filed for and prevailed in a trial…

Grown Ups

It’s reductive because nostalgia strips away past unpleasantness, keeping only the things that made you happy. A lot of people amplify those good things, remembering the past as a series of warm, floating, blissful encounters that were only possible when all was right with the world. It’s lazy because nothing could be easier, and it’s…

Net gain

We feel like Jimmy Stewart sitting in his wheelchair, spying on his neighbors through binoculars, but minus the danger and guilt. Netflix ” the popular DVDs-by-mail rental service ” has a “Local Favorites” page on its website that allows members to see what other members are watching by city. For example, in Oklahoma City, the…

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Are you a dynamic bastion of stability yet, Sagittarius? Have you been growing deeper and deeper roots as you bloom in your power spot? Are you continuing to build your self-mastery as you draw abundant sustenance from the mother lode? You’re halfway through 2010, the year when these wonders should be unfolding with majestic drama.…

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

How well have you been attending to 2010’s major themes, Gemini? Since we’re midway through the year, let’s do a check-in. I hope that by now you are at least 15 percent sturdier, stronger, and braver than you’ve ever been in your entire life, and at least 20 percent better organized and disciplined. I hope…

A patriotic ‘thank you’

Dear Gazette staff, contributors and readers: We’ve had another continuous year to be proud and thankful we live in America. God blessed me to be born in this country, the home of the free and the brave, which I cherish. For each one of us to be able to speak freely, publish freely, giving our…

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

How’s that project coming, Scorpio? You know, that assignment the universe gave you at the beginning of 2010 to loosen up, play more, and periodically laugh like a tipsy Sagittarius. Have you been taking a sabbatical from the seething complications that in most other years are your rightful specialty? Did you throw some of your…

Power to the people

In response to Linda C. Wade of Midwest City (“A letter to Sen. Inhofe,” June 23, Gazette), I would urge her to stop writing to U.S. senators who are shamelessly in league with Big Oil and Wall Street and who don’t care about the issues of the people or the issues of the planet.  You…

Stay off the roads

James M. Branum (Letters, “Curbed enthusiasm,” June 9, Gazette) makes a few interesting points about cyclists riding on the streets of OKC. Yes, according to Oklahoma law, Title 47 of the Motor Vehicle code, it is legal to ride a bicycle on OKC streets. When cyclists “take the lane,” or they “ride assertively,” this will…

Point: Opt out is a cop-out

On Nov. 2, the citizens of Oklahoma will vote on whether to approve a state constitutional amendment that prohibits “forced participation in a health care system.” Passed by the Oklahoma Legislature after failing to override Gov. Brad Henry’s veto of a similar statute, the initiative is essentially a protest against national health care reform. It’s…

Counterpoint: Oklahoma must opt out

Recent federal health care legislation threatens to squash the rights of Oklahomans, drive up the cost of health care, and limit already-weak access to health care providers in the state. It’s clear the federal law will exacerbate current health care problems ” at a high price ” without providing significant benefits. The federal health insurance…

Fight for your rights

Wow. We have to say, we think Eddy Khaodevanpheng might just be our new hero. A clerk at a downtown Valero called the cops a few Fridays ago to report that ol’ Eddy was allegedly causing a disturbance. A disturbance? We wouldn’t call a display of killer dance moves a “disturbance.” What is this, the…

Singer/songwriter BettySoo adds sweat-stained confidence to ‘Heat Sin Water Skin’

BettySoo9 p.m. Fridaythe Blue Door2805 N. McKinleywww.bluedoorokc.com524-0738$15 You’re quickly reminded of the old “book jacket judgment” cliché when you first encounter BettySoo. The petite Korean-American erases any preconceptions the moment she opens her mouth. Her voice is big and expressionistic, sauntering across country-folk arrangements with beauty and wisdom that’s often breathtaking. She’s come a long…

Bat-sh*t crazy

Here is a headline and opening of a story sure to scare the crap out of Oklahomans:”Deadly bat disease is spreading west; White-nose syndrome was discovered last month in Oklahoma.” What? Is this “bat disease” just a euphemism for club kids with a nose candy addiction? But wait, the June Los Angeles Times report continues:…

Sick of it

I have read your so-called magazine for the very last time. The June 23 issue was filled with filth supporting the gay agenda. Regarding the gay pride weekend, who cares? Your garbage magazine has become more and more liberal as the years have gone by. You ran an entire article on a fag who plays…

ARIES (March 21-April 19)

How well are you capitalizing on this year’s unique opportunities, Aries? Since we’re halfway through 2010, let’s take an inventory. I’m hoping you’re well underway in the heroic task of conquering your past. It has been and will continue to be prime time for you to wean yourself from unresolvable energy-drains. So exorcise irksome ghosts,…

Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey’ Stay Gold

“Song for Lauren” twists country elements around big, pop piano chords and Afro-Cuban”?laced drumming, while the title track mixes growling pianos with tinny slide work and minor key melodic matchups between instruments and rhythmic lines that are mimicked by each of the players. “Stay Gold” is as solid as they come, further proof that The…

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

What are the toughest pairs of opposites in your life, Capricorn? What are the polarities whose different sides rarely resonate with each other and too often threaten to split you in half? One of the distinguishing characteristics of 2010 is the fact that you are getting unprecedented chances to bring them together in ringing harmony,…


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