Jun 9-15, 2010

Jun 9-15, 2010 / Vol. 32 / No. 23

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

Environmentalist Bill McKibben says that humans are transforming the planet so drastically that we shouldn’t refer to it as “Earth” any more. To acknowledge the fact that we’re well on our way to living on a very different world, he suggests we rename our home the “Eaarth.” By this logic, maybe we should rename your…

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Early in Marcel Proust’s novel In Search of Lost Time, the narrator stumbles upon a dizzying epiphany while having a snack. He dips a small cake into his cup of tea, and when he sips a spoonful, the taste of the sweet crumbs blended with the warm drink transport him into an altered state. Inexplicably,…

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

I want to be everywhere at once and do everything at the same time, writes one of my Scorpio readers, J.T. He’s in luck, because according to my analysis, your tribe is about to enjoy a phase much like what he describes. “No more of this linear, one-day-at-a-time stuff,” he continues. “I want a whole…

Splice

Now, that’s not to say the film is all somber contemplation of the themes on which it touches. Yes, the two lead scientists in the story violate ethics and the law, and end up creating a monster daughter, but the company they work for is Nucleic Exchange Research Development. Look again at those initials: N.E.R.D.…

A Norman man takes to the skies in a biplane

The word “biplane” likely conjures a variety of images ” maybe the Wright brothers launching prototype kites into the air in hopes of finding the perfect sky-safe design. Or perhaps legendary World War I pilots like Manfred von Richthofen ” “Diable Rouge” to the French, The Red Baron to us. But what’s a biplane’s place…

ARIES (March 21-April 19)

The “secret” is in plain sight. The “hidden resource” is freely available for anyone who intends to use it with integrity. The “lost key” is very close to where you left it when you last used it. The “missing link” is missing only in the sense that no one recognizes it for what it is.…

Where you’re at matters, at least when it comes to birth order

xperimental model, the child that the parents learn on,” said Beasley. Firstborns are naturally “only children” until the sibling comes along, so they do share some traits with the only child. “If firstborn is male, he is seen as the chosen one,” Beasley said. “Parents read the parenting books and take more pictures of the…

Tweet emotion

Although Gerald McCoy hasn’t signed a contract yet with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the first-round draft pick is expected to get $30 million in guaranteed money when he does.Off the field, the former Sooner’s usage of a certain four-letter word that starts with an H is raising eyebrows on the interwebs. The rookie defensive tackle…

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

If you live on the Danish island of Mando, your only hope for driving your vehicle to the mainland and back is when the tide is low. During those periods, the water often recedes far enough to expose a rough gravel road that’s laid down over a vast mudflat. Winter storms sometimes make even low-tide…

PR BS

Lots of press releases related to the Sooner State cross our desk. This week, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!” “”Celebrate June Dairy Month by Raising a Glass of Milk to Our Dedicated Midwest Dairy Farm Families”””Equal Energy to trade with the symbol ‘EQU’ on TSX and NYSE”””Remarks by President of AEP Transmission at…

Printing a list (and checking it twice)

Nothing attracts a pack of curious readers like a good list. A list of, say, health-inspection violations issued to their favorite restaurants, or the assessed value of houses on their block, or registered sex offenders living in their neighborhood. Such lists ” especially if they’re wrong ” can get journalists into hot water. The Guthrie…

Artists of all styles and states converge for an expansive exhibition that celebrates the icons, landscape and mythos of the American West

Prix de West Invitational Art ExhibitionOpening FridayOn display through Sept. 6National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum1700 N.E. 63rdwww.nationalcowboymuseum.org478-2250$12.50 adults, $9.75 seniors and students, $5.75 children 4-12, free for children 3 and under It’s been more than a century since barbed wire and railroad tracks permanently hemmed in the West, cordoning off the vast stretches of…

Why wait for the government?

Regarding Kurt Hochenauer’s Commentary “Gimme storm shelter” in the May 19, 2010, Gazette: You’re right that the storm shelters should be built, but not that we should wait for the officials to decide to budget the money to cast down from the white towers upon the place owners to give to the shelter-builders. I almost…

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

One of the leading intellectuals of the 20th century, British author Aldous Huxley, wrote more than 20 books, including Brave New World. In his later years he made a surprising confession: “It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one’s life and find at the end that one has…

Clive R. Tyler’s nature-inspired paintings and pastels are on display and for sale in the Paseo

Clive R. TylerWednesday-MondayAdelante! Gallery3003 Paseo10 a.m.-5 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Sunday 525-4039, www.adelantegallery.com. Cynthia Daniel Wolf likes to say her Adelante! Gallery spreads love and joy one painting at a time. And through Monday, the gallery will spread the joy and serenity of nature through Clive R. Tyler’s landscapes and pastels. For the sixth…

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

If you’ve read my horoscopes for a while, you know I’m the least superstitious astrologer on the planet. I champion the cause of reason and logic, praise the beauty of science, and discourage you from constantly scanning the horizon for fearful omens. And yet I’m also a zealous advocate of the power of the liberated…

Commentary: The next step

Oklahoma City may technically be a “big-league city” in the sense that we now have a professional sports franchise, but we have some work to do before we’re truly in the next tier of cities in the eyes of both current and future citizens. The next step up that tier is to ensure that we…

Here come the judges

It’s never a good sign for a town when its mayor appears in court. But for the mayor of Eufaula, seeing just one judge in one day would have been a blessing. On June 2, Eufaula Mayor Dean Smith went before not one, but two judges. One appearance came in front of District Judge Thomas…

Curbed enthusiasm

I am writing regarding Charles Martin’s article “Street pedalers” in the May 26, 2010, issue of Oklahoma Gazette. The article quoted a local bicyclist who said that cyclists should ride in groups because it is less dangerous to ride in groups, and also says that urban cyclists are hindered “by the fact that Oklahoma City…

From ‘Supergirl’ to ‘Supermen,’ Oklahoma native Sterling Gates dreams up comic books for a living

Sterling Gates and James Robinson3-6 p.m. SaturdaySpeeding Bullet Comics614 N. Porter, Normanwww.speedingbulletcomics.com360-6866 Energized by the California sun, Tulsa native Sterling Gates has become a super-powered writer for DC Comics. Gates will return to Oklahoma this weekend to take part in the opening of the Oklahoma History Center’s “The Uncanny Adventures of Okie Cartoonists” exhibit, but…

Crossing the borderline into evil

Scott Cooper’s “Food fight!” article in the April 28, 2010, Gazette focused on whether MAPS 3 and other municipal projects would go hungry if the state scrapped the grocery tax, but this article missed the root reason food tax cannot be removed due to the serious economic problems  it would create, such as bankrupting many…

Stop tolerating injustice

According to “The Israel Lobby,” a book by John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt (both university professors), as of 2005 the U.S. gave Israel $154 billion. We continue to give Israel more than any other nation and don’t require accountability for the huge sums given to them. When Vice President Joe Biden was in Israel recently,…

Leaving Oklahoma

You’ve had this happen before, right? You’re standing around whatever the 21st century equivalent of the water cooler is (the Keurig? Facebook?), and the conversation takes a dismaying turn to the latest crazy happening down state Capitol way. Someone inevitably groans and says, “I think I just need to move to another state.” Not to…

Thank you for being a friend

Blanche Devereaux, satisfier of hundreds of men and resident hussy of fictionalized ’80s Miami, has passed away. On June 3, the world lost its third Golden Girl in as many years when Healdton native and University of Tulsa grad Rue McClanahan passed away at the age of 76. Completing the celebrity death trifecta started by…

How twister-ready is downtown OKC?

On a muggy evening on March 28, 2000, an F2 tornado ripped through downtown Fort Worth, Texas, and in 10 minutes, left 100 injured, two dead and $450 million in damage. Several of the city’s landmarks, such as the 35-story Bank One Tower, the Mallick Tower and the Calvary Cathedral, were substantially damaged. The Bank…

Aces legitimate part of game for local female golfer

In a few weeks, Margaret Howard will turn 79 years young. She will, in all likelihood, celebrate by playing a round of golf on her home course at Lake Hefner Golf Club. If the golfing gods are smiling down on her, as they have done so often for almost six decades, Howard just might record…

Following the exchange

I have always advocated same-sex marriage in the hope that it will cause all of us to rethink traditional marriage.  I read Roger Barton’s May 12, 2010, letter (“‘Gray’ for gay”) and saw “how just anyone is allowed to raise children.” I thought, “Oh, no!” That was followed by, “simply because they have been able…

Junebug Spade makes solid music with little flair

Junebug Spade ” “Fashion & Fame” Oklahoma City quartet Junebug Spade has made a second album offering to follow last year’s self-titled release. The two have many similarities: Both are EPs recorded with Trent Bell at his Norman studio, and both blend straight-ahead rock ‘n’ roll with a bit of odd arrangement and light experimentation.…

Addiction doesn’t recognize status, so The Referral Center comes in handy

The television series “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” treats famous people with addictions. Here in Oklahoma, there aren’t cameras or a TV doctor, but there is a rehabilitation clinic tucked away in the heart of the metro: The Referral Center, 1215 N.W. 25th. The clinic, which is an inpatient, medically-supervised detoxification program for substance abuse,…

Make a reservation for ‘Smokey Joe’s Cafe,’ a rollicking, rock ‘n’ roll revue of a classic American songwriting team

Smokey Joe’s Cafe: The Songs of Leiber & Stoller8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday through June 26The Pollard Theatre120 W. Harrison, Guthriewww.thepollard.org282-2800$18.75-$25 It’s hard to believe that a single songwriting team could create such an impressive string of pop-rock standards as “Neighborhood,”  “Dance with Me,” “Kansas City” and “Fools Fall in Love.” And “On Broadway,”…

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

If you have long conversations with the image in the mirror this week, I won’t call you a megalomaniacal narcissist. Nor will I make fun of you if you paint 15 self-portraits, or google yourself obsessively, or fill an entire notebook with answers to the question “Who am I, anyway?” In my astrological opinion, this…

Seeing red

Automated DVD kiosk company Redbox ” aka those red boxes you see outside McDonald’s, Walgreens, Homeland and Walmart stores around town ” announced that it reached “a milestone” this month, by dispensing its 8 millionth disc rental in Oklahoma City. (We hate to take the wind out of the sales, but we fear it may…

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Seventh Season

By now, the template of Larry David’s HBO series, “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” has become so familiar that the ways in which seemingly unconnected events converge and conspire to embarrass him in the end no longer surprise. This in no way, shape or form, however, suggests that the anti-sitcom has lost its coarse, corrosive sense of…

Wednesday Comics

d of Snoopy and Blondie, this newsprint was stuffed with serialized adventures of Superman and Batman, plus 13 others. I’m glad I only bought the first issue, because it’s already yellowed. And because now having them collected in a hardback edition “? with no folds, at that! “? makes for much easier, more pleasurable reading.…


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