“I hopped out of the way real fast,” Stamp told the news station. “After that, I was kind of in shock.”
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We did our research and carefully parsed the new series’ 74-second trailer and discovered a montage of pulled quips and gags forecasting a show heavy on comedic pettiness, Southern sass, low-hanging punchlines and blonde jokes from a typecast clique of Gaillardia housewives.
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8. Thou shalt not pass so many dumb laws.
What’s my chances of winning? Who knows, you know? he told the TV news station. Pretty slim. But I’m going to give them a run for their money.
“What’s my chances of winning? Who knows, you know?” he told the TV news station. “Pretty slim. But I’m going to give them a run for their money.”
Chicken-Fried News: Good, bad, ugly
Think repeating tom-tom drum followed by wah, wah, wah.
Chicken-Fried News: Uninhibited criminal
Police were called and found him “sitting against a light pole with his hands around his crotch,” according to KOCO.com.
I have nothing, Jeandemange told KFOR. It’s like somebody stealing your entire life.
“I have nothing,” Jeandemange told KFOR. “It’s like somebody stealing your entire life.”
