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Executive decision

And so it is we come again to Christina Fallin, daughter of Gov. Mary Fallin. Christina Fallin, 24, was chosen as the August Girl of the Month for Twenty Something Magazine, and partook in a photo shoot at the Governor’s Mansion as part of that. A hyper-kinetic video on the online magazine’s site offered a […]

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PR BS

—“Ellen Degeneres, Carole King & Crazy Horse Auction” —“Breeding/Farrowing Intentions Don’t Quite Jibe” —“PowerSkin Delivers the Juice with HTC Sensation & HTC ThunderBolt Skins” —“STAIND UNVEILS ‘STAIND’” —“SWeNT Collaborates with Panasonic Boston Laboratory to Commercialize Printed TFTs” —“Purity Vodka and Kathy Casey are Pioneers in the H2O cocktail concept movement” —“DENNY’S FEATURES CLASSIC HEALTHY CHOICE […]

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PR BS

—“Roseanne Barr’s New Series on Lifetime to Premiere July 13” —“Principal Solar, Inc. (OTC Pink: PSWWD) Welcomes Thought-Leaders, Strategists, and Global Business Experts to Advisory Board” —“RETURN OF LIFETIME’S DROP DEAD DIVA BECOMES SERIES’ MOST-WATCHED SEASON DEBUT IN KEY DEMOS” —“MVD to Distribute German-Made In-akustik AV Cable, Etc.” —“Announcing: Mike Peterson Promoted to Vice President […]

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In the jailhouse now

William Creepingbear could face up to five years in the pokey and a fine of $250,000 for attempting to make a profit on the bird and its feathers, which is the symbol of the good ol’ U.S. of A. Another Norman man, Tuhtaka Neshoba Wilson, is also indicted on the same charges and will go […]

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Nom, nom, nom

So, here are the celebratory facts, according to an article last week on newsok.com on a CalorieLab study. Since 1995, Oklahoma’s obesity rate has gained a whopping 18 percentage points, moving up the scale from 13 percent obesity to 31 percent obesity. That puts us at No. 7 in the nation for fatties. And if […]

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Honky top

Forbes magazine — that’s the one about the money, y’all — last month placed the Oklahoman on its annual list of the World’s 25 Highest-Paid Musicians. The country superstar sits pretty at No. 11, having made $50 million last year. Holy smokes, that’d buy a poo-load of “Beer for My Horses” DVDs! While just shy […]

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Two guys, one beer

How we love to have our assumptions proven wrong, especially if it involves violence and alcohol. According to a July 7 story on newsok.com, Oklahoma City police arrested two men on July 3, Jose Cardona, 26, and Heraldo Alahandro Martinez, 26, on complaints of public drunkenness and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, as […]

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Ignorance isn’t bliss

If I seriously have to see another story about Sally Kern, I may puke. You are doing these hacks a service by publicizing their hatred and their agendas. You are doing their faithful a disservice by validating their words. Please save those stories for the Chicken-Fried News where they can be short and sweet. As […]

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