(2012) While their parents make love in the parking lot of a Tijuana truck stop, a girl and her younger brother enter a cave (symbolism!) that’s supposedly cursed and don’t emerge until the next nerve-wracked day. Although Sol (singer Laura Caro in her movie debut) and Felix (Francisco Barreiro, the original We Are What We […]
Devil
Lucifer’s libations
His profile on Twitter (@BaphometOKC) describes a kindly, evil demon lord who is looking for tolerance, equality and a place in Oklahoma City on the state Capitol lawn. Yes, we know its some real dude pretending and hailing and tweeting … and drinking. What is fun, though, is the quasi-fame that has grown around […]
Out, ye devils!
Anderson claimed he met a homosexual demon who wanted to buy drugs from him and got a little frisky with him before his outburst. During his tantrum, Anderson allegedly kicked down his front door, threw furniture outside while yelling at police officers, broke windows and challenged officers to a fistfight. He also poured soap and […]
Black Devil Doll from Hell / Tales from the Quadead Zone
Who’s Chester Novell Turner? He’s a correspondence-course filmmaker who shot two homemade horror opuses at the height of the home-video revolution: 1984’s Black Devil Doll from Hell and 1987’s Tales from the Quadead Zone. Until recently, these ultra-rare, ultra-obscure titles fetched hundreds of dollars on eBay. I might feel sorry for the poor bastards who […]
The Monk
Oh, well. Seeing the new film adaptation makes me feel as if I have. Obviously, I cant speak to how closely it may or may not adhere to the book, but director Dominik Molls The Monk definitely is rich in its Gothic trappings. To me, that alone is a huge plus. In 16th-century Madrid, […]
The Last Exorcism Part II
She even gets a job cleaning hotel rooms and attracts the eye of a boy who works there (Spencer Treat Clark, 2009’s The Last House on the Left remake). But she can’t escape everything namely, the demon still inside her. Still produced in part by Eli Roth (Hostel) but directed by new blood Ed […]
This Is the End
I wasted so much of my 20s hanging out with these 420-types, sitting bored in their thrift-store-furnished living rooms, desperately looking at my watch while the person who was usually my ride sank deeper and deeper into the couch as the thick whiffs of chronic sunk deeper and deeper into their lungs. They were all […]
On the Fritz
Songwriters draw their inspiration from a variety of things. Current events and relationships are usually high on the list, but things that make us laugh dont typically scream, Write a song about me. Yet they do to Jonny Fritz, the Nashville-based singer-songwriter formerly known as Jonny Corndawg. He plays Thursday at Opolis. Fritzs eccentric brand […]
Doomsday Book
Doomsday begins with the most fun of the bunch, “A Brave New World,” in which a nerdy, horny young man is upset that his family embarks on a fabulous getaway vacation without him, leaving a long list of chores. Many of them deal, unsettling enough, with food waste. He gets ill, and I’ll leave the […]
Back from Hell
Presented as four days of a taped holiday because apparently, that’s what young people do the movie follows a handful of pals who vacay together, screw around with a Ouija board and eat shish kabob outdoors. In other words, not a Hell of a lot happens beyond the occasional person screaming from outside. […]
