Feature-debuting director Colin Trevorrows Safety Not Guaranteed marks the rarest of indie comedies the speculative kind as Jeff, a cocky magazine writer (Jake Johnson, TVs New Girl) in Seattle, relies on his intern, Darius (Aubrey Plaza, TVs Parks and Recreation), to use her feminine wiles to get close to the lonely grocery clerk/would-be […]
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The Pact
Following the death of her mother, an independent-minded waitress named Annie (Caity Lotz, TV’s Death Valley) returns with dogged reluctance to her childhood home and that’s before her sister (Agnes Bruckner, Kill Theory) and friend (Kathleen Rose Perkins, TV’s Episodes) have vanished there. As made perfectly clear by the cover art, a malevolent force […]
Halloween II / Halloween III: Season of the Witch / Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers / Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
And if there weren’t, why do the sequels keep being re-released? The first four recently were yet again, but with valid reason to upgrade and/or double-dip. Modest theatrical hits in 1988 and 1989, respectively, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers make Blu-ray debuts courtesy of […]
The Sorcerers
Explains the Monserrats to a complete stranger (Ian Ogilvy, TV’s Return of the Saint) they’ve secured in what looks like an electric chair, the couple has devised a scientific system offering “complete abandonment with no thought of remorse intoxication with no hangover, ecstasy with no consequence.” (To the viewer, this means a sequence of […]
‘Shout’ it out loud
Although we live in Oklahoma Native America, as the license plates read many people still believe the popular cinematic images of American Indians as tepee-dwelling folk clad in ceremonial headdresses and quick to dispense ancient wisdom while passing a peace pipe. Its a stereotype that Lawton-born Kiowa/Choctaw screenwriter Steven Judd, co-writer of the […]
It’s a TV-on-DVD fall frenzy!
The Walking Dead: The Complete Second Season Now that the third season has started, I guess we’ll know soon enough, but The Walking Dead must figure out a way to deliver a consistent season. It delivers awesome season openers and closers, but the ones in between can be maddening; they can take several episodes to […]
Maximum Conviction
The two Steves one formerly stone cold, the other once hard to kill star as tough-talkin former black-ops partners at a “high-risk extraction” prison thats so “dark military,” the local police don’t even know the place exists. Therefore, the fuzz wont be any help when rogue military man Michael Paré (The Lincoln Lawyer) […]
Supernatural Activity
The gist is that for its season/series finale, one of those ridiculous ghost-hunting shows goes to Hicksville, Texas, in search of the “yeti-demon” known as Smallsquatch. To give you an immediate idea of the level of humor the flick operates, the creature tickles its victims to death. Ha-ha! I mean, ha-ha? This flimsy setup allows […]
Americano
Jetting to Los Angeles where she lived and where he grew up for a few years until his father took him back to France, and where he hasn’t visited for five years Martin plans on a quick trip to sign paperwork and put her condominium on the market. He doesn’t count on his […]
Rites of Passage
It concerns a group of party-hearty students at the University in Santa Barbara that’s right: in, not of, per the opening scrawl taking a field trip to a burial ground of the Chumash Indians, a tribe evidently known for shape-shifting and downing toxic, hallucinatory flower tea. Along with much sexual activity and drug […]
