OK, so that’s not really a joke. It is the setup for Badges of Fury, an Asian film that is a joke. Investigating this string of so-called Smile Murders are two police detectives: the grizzled old pro (Jet Li, The Expendables 2) and the young renegade (Zhang Wen, The Guillotines). Having Li in a film used to be a surefire […]
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Beast master
Max Ogan or Maximus, as he likes to be called is surrounded by giant monsters and giant robots in his Plaza District studio, Bomb Shelter, but hes not running for cover or summoning twin fairies for help. Its all part of his latest exhibition, Machines vs. Monsters: Final Wars, his tribute to kaiju, […]
The Sorcerer and the White Snake
Luckily, its the kind of family film that parents wont equate to a chore. Li is a monk who specializes as a demon hunter, but the films focus is on Xu Xian (Raymond Lam), a young herbalist saved from drowning by the kiss of a thousand-year-old snake demon (Eva Huang, Kung Fu Hustle). Shes able […]
The Expendables 2
The remainder isn’t bad, either; in fact, it’s more fun than the 2010 original, while remaining every bit as big and dumb. Barney (Sylvester Stallone), Christmas (Jason Statham, Safe) and the rest of the Expendables are hired by Church (Bruce Willis) to retrieve a case from a downed plane in Russia. After doing so, they […]
Nitro Circus: The Movie
Sandwiched between a faux-stakes framing device of preparing for its first live show in Las Vegas, ringleader Travis Pasternak and his Nitro Circus crew perform X Games-friendly stunts that must have earned a nod of the helmet from Evel Knievel in heaven. The guys and lone woman, Jolene Van Vugt often defy gravity […]
