This mockumentary follows a vamp family in Belgium who feeds on the blood of humans, despite finding the species to be “minimally sophisticated animals.” They live by an inane “Vampire Code,” like only those with kids can own a house. Our clan has two, including a pouty teen girl who complains to her father, “I […]
Old Dracula
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Vampires
This mockumentary follows a vamp family in Belgium who feeds on the blood of humans, despite finding the species to be “minimally sophisticated animals.” They live by an inane “Vampire Code,” like only those with kids can own a house. Our clan has two, including a pouty teen girl who complains to her father, “I […]
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Old Dracula
This 1975 comedy, now making its DVD debut via MGM’s Limited Edition Collection, is no classic, yet it sure could show the recent “Vampires Suck” a thing or two or 88. What’s a well-respected, Oscar-winning British actor like David Niven doing in a silly spoof like this? Lending it class and credibility, my dear, because […]