Luckily, its the kind of family film that parents wont equate to a chore. Li is a monk who specializes as a demon hunter, but the films focus is on Xu Xian (Raymond Lam), a young herbalist saved from drowning by the kiss of a thousand-year-old snake demon (Eva Huang, Kung Fu Hustle). Shes able […]
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Thale
Presumably in her 20s, their find, Thale (Silje Reinåmo), is actually a huldra. In Scandinavian folklore, thats a seductive forest creature. Her pointy tail is the dead giveaway, but the guys learn more about her from tape recordings that sound like something out of The Evil Dead. From writer/director Aleksander Nordaas, the Norwegian Thale certainly […]
Save the Date
Not quite a pure drama, not quite a pure comedy, the scrappy charmer also is a love triangle sharing a point with a love rectangle, both hinging on Sarah (Lizzy Caplan, Bachelorette), an artist and bookstore manager who takes the plunge by moving in with her rocker boyfriend, Kevin (Geoffrey Arend, Devil), but bails when […]
Trance
Based on a 2001 British made-for-TV movie, Trance casts X-Men: First Class member James McAvoy (presumably standing in for Ewan McGregor) as Simon, an art auctioneer who becomes a media hero for foiling the heist of an über-valuable painting, yet pays the price when the would-be thief, Franck (Vincent Cassel, Black Swan), comes looking for […]
Dead in France
If more proof is needed its not the exploding heads, shoulder-stabbings and a good ol Wilhelm scream should do the trick later. Directed and co-written by Kris McManus, the UK film centers around Charles (Brian Levine, who co-wrote), a lonely hit man whos not only a virgin, but never even kissed a woman. […]
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
Once again based on a supposedly true story (which the Blu-rays extra features delve into), this unconnected, theater-skipping sequel to 2009s sleeper hit Haunting in Connecticut takes place in 1993, when the Wyrick family nary a Virginia Madsen among them moved from the city of Atlanta to the rural Pine Mountain. An overly […]
The Sweeney
The Sweeney was a cop drama that ran for four seasons in the 1970s in the UK. Ive never seen it, so I cant tell how faithful the 2012 Sweeney is. I can only judge it on its own, and its a fantastic crime thriller. As Jack Regan, Hugos Ray Winstone leads the Flying Squad, […]
Stitches
The title refers to the booze-soaked, foul-mouthed, likely STD-infected clown (British stand-up comedian Ross Noble) who meets an early, accidental demise while performing at an only childs 10th birthday party. Because thats what happens when kids tie your shoelaces together, causing you to trip and fall face-first into the butcher knife left precariously pointing upward […]
13 Eerie
At least not at first. Six forensic-science students are boated and then bussed into a body farm adjacent to the 13 Eerie Strait Penitentiary for a Disaster Mortuary Operational Response Team exercise. Its a field exam to test their wits and skills for FBI readiness, with corpses placed carefully around the island grounds. The plan […]
The Thief of Bagdad
The 1924 fantasy-adventure is considered widely as actor/writer/producer Douglas Fairbanks’ tour de force. Raoul Walsh (White Heat) may serve as director of the silent Arabian Nights adaptation, but the show is Fairbanks’ and the performer knows it, traipsing with abandon through the exquisite, no-expense-spared sets. (They come courtesy the mind and body of Oscar-winning production […]
