The past 12 months have been a memorable time for local and national film.
Twilight
Local filmmaker’s vampire series focuses on noir storytelling
Shawn Barfield hopes to begin shooting the pilot for his series In the World of the Long Breath in late July.
Chicken-Fried News: Reading racket
Data gathered from Facebook shows that Oklahomans like the Twilight books better than Harry Potter.
Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft
Another: H&G: WOW is directed by David DeCoteau, whose dirt-cheap filmography includes 1313: Giant Killer Bees! (exclamation theirs), Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 and the forthcoming A Talking Cat!?! (exclamations and question mark theirs). In this flaccid effort, Hansel and Gretel Jonah and Ella (real-life sibs Booboo and Fivel Stewart, respectively) play orphan […]
The Apparition
This is the real estate conundrum vexing the cute couple at the tell-tale heart of The Apparition, Ben (Sebastian Stan, Captain America: The First Avenger) and Kelly (Ashley Greene, The Twilight Saga). It’s all because, unbeknownst to his beaut beau, Ben took active part in a paranormal psychology experiment headed by a fellow student (Tom […]
Come, the new Jerusalem
Preachers the sophomore album from indie-rock outfit My Jerusalem, playing Thursday at The Conservatory is as much indebted to a certain 80s horror sequel as it is any musical influence. I was at my usual coffee shop, and I saw this guy that looked like the creepy old guy from Poltergeist II. I […]
Kill List
The less you know beforehand, the better, but know that Jay (Neil Maskell, Atonement, Doghouse) is stricken by immense stress. Struggling under the grips of the recession has placed his marriage to Shel (MyAnna Buring, The Descent, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1) on shaky ground, and their verbal disagreements dampen the spirits […]
Night Wolf / Hidden
Werewolves are hot right now, but you wouldn’t know it from Night Wolf, a howlingly average and predictable British entry that sadly marks the final film of Simon MacCorkindale, 80s star of TV’s Manimal and the misbegotten Jaws 3-D. The plot plops a bunch of slackers in a dark and empty family farmhouse on the […]
Breaking Wind
I kid. Clearly, there are jokes, fired at a regular, near-rapid pace. Its just that none is funny. Consider these random examples: A Capt. Jack Sparrow impersonator holding salad tongs asks a group of frightened women, “Anyone in the mood for a good salad tossing?” An Edward Scissorhands impersonator lets loose a fart, sniffs […]
Water for Elephants
Francis Lawrence is a talented director … of big-budget genre fare like “I Am Legend” and “Constantine.” But two-hour romantic dramas set in the world of a traveling circus? Three-ring boredom, ladies and gentlemen, no matter how pretty how utterly golden-hued the proceedings look. Christoph Waltz, the most deserving Oscar winner for his […]
