vampire code

This mockumentary follows a vamp family in Belgium who feeds on the blood of humans, despite finding the species to be “minimally sophisticated animals.” They live by an inane “Vampire Code,” like only those with kids can own a house. Our clan has two, including a pouty teen girl who complains to her father, “I […]

This mockumentary follows a vamp family in Belgium who feeds on the blood of humans, despite finding the species to be “minimally sophisticated animals.” They live by an inane “Vampire Code,” like only those with kids can own a house. Our clan has two, including a pouty teen girl who complains to her father, “I […]