Oklahoma is No. 10, rounding out the top offender list with a high school graduation rate of 73.9 percent, shows a study from 247WallSt.com. Per-student expenditure is the eighth lowest in the nation at $9,075. Our overall score was a 64.2, a D. The silver lining here is that somehow, we also scored an A […]
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United States of shame report
The report rounds up each states No. 1s, from highest porn subscription rates (Utah) to highest corporate tax rate (New Hampshire) and even dumbest state (Maine, based on SAT scores). How are our neighbors, you ask? Arkansas had the lowest average credit score with 636. Texas had the lowest high school graduation rate at 78.3 […]
CFN’s worst Considered tweet of the week
“This tornado is in Oklahoma, so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.” —A May 20 tweet by Lizz Winstead, co-creator of TV’s The Daily Show. She apologized a short time later and said she hadn’t realized the magnitude of the disaster.
Kill Speed
Flashy, yet trashy, Kill Speed is as generic as its meaningless title implies. It so wants to be another shit-goes-fast blockbuster like The Fast and the Furious, which gets name-checked in a roundabout way, but on a small budget. I believe such a thing is not impossible. One just has to do what writer/director Kim […]
This Means War
that a woman as beautiful as Reese Witherspoon can’t meet a guy; conversely, that a man as handsome as Tom Hardy can’t meet a girl; that Reese’s character would come to date Tom and Chris Pine CIA partners at once; that video stores remain hotbeds of activity; that Chelsea Handler is hysterical; […]
CFN Quote of the week
Oklahoma country star Toby Keith on Red Solo Cup, which he subsequently recorded anyway, as quoted in the Feb. 20 issue of Chicago Sun-Times
CFN Quote of the week
Oklahoma country star Toby Keith on Red Solo Cup, which he subsequently recorded anyway, as quoted in the Feb. 20 issue of Chicago Sun-Times
Jessicka Rabid
This hateful effort apologies to the word “effort” not only gives exploitation film a bad name, but represents a strong argument against DIY movies. Jessicka (Elske McCain, “Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead”) is treated like a dog, literally. Her male captors keep her caged and feed her dog food, and occasionally put […]
Jessicka Rabid
This hateful effort apologies to the word “effort” not only gives exploitation film a bad name, but represents a strong argument against DIY movies. Jessicka (Elske McCain, “Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead”) is treated like a dog, literally. Her male captors keep her caged and feed her dog food, and occasionally put […]
