The one thing that your should never say to anyone — let alone a child — is, “Don’t push that button!”
But we’re guessing a student at James L. Capps Middle School in Warr Acres did just that when showing a pal his contraband.
And by contraband, we mean pepper spray.
Yes, it went off, and koco.com reported that a teacher and students were quickly evacuated from one classroom while things settled down.
An ambulance responded to check up on a student who suffered breathing problems, but everyone’s OK.
Our prediction for next school accident: Ms. Smith yells to a pupil, “Don’t put your hand inside that stapler!” or, “Jessica, stay away from that Bunsen burner!”
Updates to follow, we’re sure.
This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2014.