t much worse than this one unless they’re made as the bottom third of a triple feature for drive-ins in the Philippines.
Elisha Cuthbert stars as a supermodel who is kidnapped, held captive and tortured before she’s done in by the villain. But let me sum up this way: stinky, crappy, lame, wretched, putrid … had enough? Me, too. R
“?Doug Bentin
This article appears in Jul 18-24, 2007.