Gazette staff

So, you’re out at the city park, enjoying the day, when you see a guy wearing a mask and a trench coat (in July) dart out of the woods, look at you, and dart back in again. Isn’t that a scream? That depends on how you look at it. The incident happened at Edmond’s Hafer […]

Fox News prides itself with being “fair and balanced.” They report, you decide. This differs from Chicken-Fried News, which has the motto “they report, we regurgitate.” Take that into consideration with the latest Fox News report listing the top 10 “Unconventional Religious Artifacts.” An Oklahoma item made it at the lucky seven slot, beating out […]

Folks down in Norman took great pride when Money magazine came out with its list of the 100 best places to live in America and the suburb south of OKC received a high ranking of No. 6. The ranking made great news for the home of the University of Oklahoma and put the town in […]

Boy, you never run out of things to report with Brent Rinehart in office. That’s why we at CFN are secretly sorry he’s facing charges that could chuck him outta there like four-day-old fish. Rinehart’s latest antic is the circulation of a re-election brochure ” and we’re using that term loosely ” compelling voters to […]

If Chicken-Fried News readers were interested in the semiautomatic rifle that was going to be given away at a local church’s weekend youth conference, you’re out of luck. Windsor Hills Baptist Church hoped the weapon would encourage attendance at the event slated for last week, but gutted the giveaway when an event organizer couldn’t attend, […]

There’s early voting by absentee, there’s early voting Chicago-style and now there may be early voting Norman-style. One is perfectly legal, one may never be known as legal or not, and one has been deemed a violation by a former government attorney. The latter is not Chicago-style. According to a story in The Norman Transcript, […]

In this summer movie season of iron men and crystal skulls, CFN wonders if there might be something cinematically “¦ well, different. We envision, oh, Oklahoma’s own Toby Keith busting through a door, brandishing a gun all tough-guy-like. Country “comedian” Rodney Carrington wearing one of those idiotic hats like Randy Quaid in “Christmas Vacation.” A […]

“But soft, what light through yon window breaks?” “William Shakespeare It is Gassaway, that’s who ” breaking “¦ into acting. Forgive us our poetic license, but we at Chicken-Fried News are inspired by the recent news that the flamboyant (former) Oklahoma City attorney Mike Gassaway has taken up acting. Yep, according to a Web site […]