Former Federal Emergency Management Agency head Michael “Brownie” Brown, who was offered up for excoriation following the Hurricane Katrina disaster, said it was White House strategy that had a lot to do with how wrong things went, according to The Associated Press. (Why do we care, you ask, dear Chicken-Fried News reader? Well, Brownie, […]
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Oklahoma county deputy’s child-custody case produces porn pics
It probably doesn’t get worse than a child-custody battle when your ex allegedly gets naked pics of you. Ask DelawareCounty deputy Krista Brady’s former husband, according to a recent story. According to the story in The Joplin Globe, Brady, 33, a deputy with the DelawareCounty sheriff’s department in Jay, became involved in a custody […]
Longtime OKC broadcasters turn political
It was a strange feeling for many reporters, and some former reporters. A strange presence felt, which caused peculiar feelings to creep among the crowd members. At a recent press conference in the state Capitol, there were a few familiar faces, but they were standing in unfamiliar places. Gov. Brad Henry was addressing the […]
George Harrison’s sister joins Chickasha concert of wanna-be Beatles
Hey, Jude. There’s something in the way she moves down in Chickasha. According to the Chickasha Express-Star, George Harrison’s sister, Louise Harrison, visited Chickasha recently to promote a concert by a Beatles tribute band, the Liverpool Legends. According to the story, Harrison joined the would-be moptops, who were playing a concert at the […]
Oklahoma’s Idol winner not dating Dallas quarterback
It seems like just four weeks ago, Chicken-Fried News was reporting about Oklahoma’s official sweetheart Carrie Underwood getting snugly with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Oh, because it was just four weeks ago. But now online reports say the romance is kaput, assuming there ever was one at all. Said Underwood to the […]
Belvedere vehicle buried in Oklahoma courthouse lawn
CFN’s heard of buried treasure and buried bodies. But, “¦ a buried Belvedere? Yup, a Belvedere. As in a brand-new (kind of), gold and white, 1957 Plymouth Belvedere ” you know, iconic Fifties look, with wings. Buried in Tulsa. In the county courthouse lawn. Say what? According to a recent […]
Texas man survives winter blast after Oklahoma mountain tumble
Park rangers are cautioning folks coming to the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge near Lawton to consider conditions, pack accordingly and tell their friends where they’re going. That’s probably an understatement to a 50-year-old Texas man who climbed the refuge’s MountScott in the midst of the recent ice storm, according to The Associated Press. […]
Edmond man’s alleged drunken sleepover results in grabbing officer’s testicles charges
One could say that a metro man recently arrested in an alcohol-related incident allegedly had more balls than was best, at least at one point. According to a story in The Edmond Sun, Roy Eugene Underwood, 26, of Oklahoma City, was arrested after police officers found him having a sleepover in a running vehicle […]
Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn graces pages of GQ
There are many magazines of which one would expect Oklahoma’s irreverent Sen. Tom Coburn could fill the pages. The NewRepublic, Time, Newsweek or something local like Oklahoma Today would seem logical. But check out the February issue of GQ. While the British cover boasts a salacious shot of pop diva Beyonce and the U.S. […]
OKC mayor becomes master of the obvious
” “¦ I imagine that 2007 will be remembered as the year of the state centennial.” “Mayor Mick Cornett at Jan. 17’s State of the City luncheon
