A 30-year-old Newcastle woman was arrested in Norman after a tampon machine (!) was reported burglarized on the University of Oklahoma campus, according to The Norman Transcript. The woman, Alisa Mae Snow, was arrested on complaints of second-degree burglary, concealing stolen property and possession of burglary tools. Snow was arrested with more that […]
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Burrito to blame for Edmond man’s traffic mishap
With burritos, consumers mostly worry about the potential for intestinal burn. But for one Edmond man, the food proved the catalyst for a chain of events out of a slapstick comedy. According to a report in the Feb. 13 issue of The Vista, the student-run newspaper of the University of Central Oklahoma, 58-year-old Richard […]
From Oklahoma governor to RV salesman
David Hall is living proof no matter how far from grace you may fall, there’s still a chance to ride out in glory. For those under the age of 40, a quick history lesson: David Hall became governor of Oklahoma in 1970 after defeating incumbent Dewey Bartlett. He was known as a tough-on-crime politician […]
Chicken-Fried News obvious OKC report of the week
“The condoms, donated by Planned Parenthood and a program at OU Health Sciences Center, were a way to draw more attention to the edition’s news package.” “James S. Tyree, staff writer, The Oklahoman, reporting Feb. 14 on the student-run Oklahoma Daily newspaper taping condoms to each issue
Oklahoma senator worries about menacing microchips
Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! If only Robby the Robot were with us now. It appears we face a threat from One Step Beyond ” at any moment, a microchip could be implanted in us, according to a state lawmaker. Then, well, mind control is next. But, have no fear. State Sen. Brian Crain, R-Tulsa, […]
Oklahoma House Speaker’s Ball goes MTV
This year’s Speaker’s Ball, an event sponsored by the speaker of the Oklahoma House of Representatives, had that little touch of MTV, according to a recent story in the Tulsa World. According to the story, the evening had the usual dinner, band and evening dance ” this is a ball, ya know. However, the […]
Oklahoma governor’s state of state address channels Chevy Chase
For those who attended the governor’s State of the State address to the Legislature last week, for a brief moment it seemed like an old “Saturday Night Live” skit. For those who are old enough to remember, the brief moment conjured up the first year of “SNL” and funny newsman Chevy Chase. After Gov. […]
Oklahoma house committee angers state’s American Indian tribes
A bill that the state House’s General Government and Transportation Committee passed last week has ruffled the feathers of many of the state’s American Indian tribes (you know, the people who lived in Oklahoma ” not to mention the nation ” first). House Bill 1423, proposed by Rep. George Faught, R-Muskogee, calls for a recognized […]
Oklahoma college auctions year’s tuition on eBay
Perhaps not as famous (or infamous?) as the man who squeezed into his ex-wife’s wedding dress, but right up there in oddity, a small Oklahoma college recently auctioned off a year’s worth of tuition on eBay. Schooling at Oklahoma Wesleyan University in Bartlesville found a place on the site’s “other” category alongside voltage converters […]
Oklahoma county deputy’s child-custody case produces porn pics
It probably doesn’t get worse than a child-custody battle when your ex allegedly gets naked pics of you. Ask DelawareCounty deputy Krista Brady’s former husband, according to a recent story. According to the story in The Joplin Globe, Brady, 33, a deputy with the DelawareCounty sheriff’s department in Jay, became involved in a custody […]
