Unfortunately, CFN has some sad news to report. The Kingdom of Ansteorra recently lost one of its best wizards. Richard David Tucker, 53, died Feb. 17, according to an obituary scroll published by the scribes at The Oklahoman. For the last 20 years, some have known Tucker as Charly Swordsmith and Rolling Thunder. A […]
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Chicken-Fried News obvious OKC report of the week
“The condoms, donated by Planned Parenthood and a program at OU Health Sciences Center, were a way to draw more attention to the edition’s news package.” “James S. Tyree, staff writer, The Oklahoman, reporting Feb. 14 on the student-run Oklahoma Daily newspaper taping condoms to each issue
Oklahoma senator worries about menacing microchips
Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! If only Robby the Robot were with us now. It appears we face a threat from One Step Beyond ” at any moment, a microchip could be implanted in us, according to a state lawmaker. Then, well, mind control is next. But, have no fear. State Sen. Brian Crain, R-Tulsa, […]
Burrito to blame for Edmond man’s traffic mishap
With burritos, consumers mostly worry about the potential for intestinal burn. But for one Edmond man, the food proved the catalyst for a chain of events out of a slapstick comedy. According to a report in the Feb. 13 issue of The Vista, the student-run newspaper of the University of Central Oklahoma, 58-year-old Richard […]
From Oklahoma governor to RV salesman
David Hall is living proof no matter how far from grace you may fall, there’s still a chance to ride out in glory. For those under the age of 40, a quick history lesson: David Hall became governor of Oklahoma in 1970 after defeating incumbent Dewey Bartlett. He was known as a tough-on-crime politician […]
Oklahoma college auctions year’s tuition on eBay
Perhaps not as famous (or infamous?) as the man who squeezed into his ex-wife’s wedding dress, but right up there in oddity, a small Oklahoma college recently auctioned off a year’s worth of tuition on eBay. Schooling at Oklahoma Wesleyan University in Bartlesville found a place on the site’s “other” category alongside voltage converters […]
Oklahoma House Speaker’s Ball goes MTV
This year’s Speaker’s Ball, an event sponsored by the speaker of the Oklahoma House of Representatives, had that little touch of MTV, according to a recent story in the Tulsa World. According to the story, the evening had the usual dinner, band and evening dance ” this is a ball, ya know. However, the […]
Oklahoma governor’s state of state address channels Chevy Chase
For those who attended the governor’s State of the State address to the Legislature last week, for a brief moment it seemed like an old “Saturday Night Live” skit. For those who are old enough to remember, the brief moment conjured up the first year of “SNL” and funny newsman Chevy Chase. After Gov. […]
Oklahoma house committee angers state’s American Indian tribes
A bill that the state House’s General Government and Transportation Committee passed last week has ruffled the feathers of many of the state’s American Indian tribes (you know, the people who lived in Oklahoma ” not to mention the nation ” first). House Bill 1423, proposed by Rep. George Faught, R-Muskogee, calls for a recognized […]
Longtime OKC broadcasters turn political
It was a strange feeling for many reporters, and some former reporters. A strange presence felt, which caused peculiar feelings to creep among the crowd members. At a recent press conference in the state Capitol, there were a few familiar faces, but they were standing in unfamiliar places. Gov. Brad Henry was addressing the […]
