Chicken-Fried News

 This just in: College students like to do it! It’s true, according to a report by The Oklahoma Daily, the student newspaper of the University of Oklahoma. A March 28 article quoted OU students as saying: “It’s true, at parties you see people hooking up all the time” and “So many hook-ups happen between college […]

Have our Canadian cousins gotten too wily, or something? Seems so, since propagators of a Great White North-originated mail scam decided to shift to the south, narrowing their targets in on Ada, recently. According to a story in the Ada Evening News, a Pontotoc County resident recently received a UPS envelope sporting his name. Inside? […]

Kids these days. They just have no respect for their elders! What to do? Well, one father in Stillwater knows how to get respect: He allegedly mailed his son a wing from a dead bird covered with a powdery substance, according to court records. According to the records, Brian Keith Hogan, 49, faces a preliminary […]

If Bon Jovi, Snoop Dogg, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Faith Hill wanna sing for global warming, they’re not gonna do it at the U.S. Capitol. At least that’s the tune Sen. James Inhofe seemed to be whistling in Washington, recently. According to a story by TheHill.com, Inhofe is vowing to stall attempts to have […]

Right now, Joshua Key might be rethinking telling the world he took off to the Great White North.   The former Oklahoman made headlines when he ditched the Army and then fled to Canada in 2004 as a deserter. He wrote about his hellish experiences in Iraq ” disembodied-head soccer-playing and all ” in his […]

Grab your tangerines, Oklahoma, The Flaming Lips are going Broadway.   Front man Wayne Coyne confirmed to www.ew.com that the space crusaders are set to team with “West Wing” creator Aaron Sorkin and Broadway producer Des McAnuff (“The Who’s Tommy”) to produce a musical version of their 2002 album “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots.” (Not […]

Is there any way for Oklahoma’s senators to make national news that doesn’t make it look like the Sooner State is represented by those relatives you hope don’t show up for the party?   The latest installment of wackiness from Oklahoma legislators came via Mr. Sunshine himself, Sen. James Inhofe. Public embarrassment, meet Inhofe. Inhofe, […]

One hates to kick a man when he can’t kick back (what with his shoes being on the wrong feet and all), but Chicken-Fried News wouldn’t be doing its civic duty if it didn’t mention Tulsa author William Bernhardt’s March 18 drunken driving arrest. This is not to be confused with Bernhardt’s Feb. 23 one, […]

A former Baptist minister was acquitted of allegedly propositioning an undercover male police officer, The Associated Press reported.   An outspoken critic of same-sex marriage, Lonnie Latham, 61, was found not guilty March 7 of the misdemeanor charge of offering to engage in an act of lewdness, stemming from his Jan. 3 arrest outside an […]

Yep. If you are visiting legislators with something written in hand, Oklahoma’s state House Republicans might want a look at it first.   According to The Associated Press, a former state representative campaigning for abortion rights was detained for passing out a decades-old picture of a woman who died during a “back alley” abortion.   […]