Dec 1-7, 2010

Dec 1-7, 2010 / Vol. 32 / No. 48

City council to vote on agreement with FOP related to MAPS 3 use tax

The Oklahoma City Council will vote on Tuesday on a collective bargaining agreement with the Fraternal Order of Police that keeps in place much of the existing agreement. The few changes that are in the agreement include adjustments to monthly insurance premiums to reflect increased health care costs, and a drug and alcohol testing policy…

Wah Do Dem

when he gets there. Along the way he encounters a flood, a shaman, several stupid tourist moves (never leave the bus), a couple dance parties, indie-rock cameos, a pick-up soccer game and a weird friendship that starts at knifepoint. This is all framed in the context of the days leading up to and following President…

The Possession of David O’Reilly

It’s never a good idea to let a friend nursing a broken heart crash at your pad. You know that already, but you may never do it again after watching “The Possession of David O’Reilly,” an effective no-budget pic from Great Britain. The David of the title is a recent dumpee (Giles Anderson), and he…

The Hound of the Baskervilles

nwidth=”0″ marginheight=”0″> Released just a little too late to capitalize on the recent wave of all things Sherlockian, BFS Entertainment’s “The Hound of the Baskervilles” is welcome nonetheless. Although this 1983 production was made for television, it’s so rich with atmosphere that it screams feature. One of dozens of adaptations of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s…

Exam

And you thought the SAT was hard! In “Exam,” eight total strangers applying for the same job are escorted into a small room that looks a little bit like an underground bunker “? complete with armed guard “? and given strict instructions and exactly 80 minutes to finish the test in front of them. They…

Big Bad Mama / Big Bad Mama II

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Time Bandits

In some ways, “Time Bandits” was ahead of its time. One of the first 1980s family films to hold interest of children and parents alike, the fall fantasy flick was a significant box-office success. Former Monty Python animator Terry Gilliam, an American expatriate, brainstormed the idea of a child traveling through different times surrounded by…

Knight and Day

A would-be summer sizzler that fizzled, “Knight and Day” does not lack in star power, anchored by two A-listers in Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. One is the film’s greatest asset; the other, its greatest liability. But more on that in a minute.   Roy (Cruise) and June (Diaz) meet cute in a Wichita airport,…

The Spy abandons the airwaves to become online-only station

After online rumors surfaced tonight that local alternative radio station 105.3 FM The Spy will leave the airwaves at midnight, inside employees confirmed the report is true. Sources said, “It was a deal gone bad.”  The Spy’s on-air personality and ringleader, Ferris O’Brien, was not available for comment. However, O’Brien stated on Twitter and Facebook…

Hotel

Jonesin’ for mo’ “Mad Men”? Yeah, me, too. I couldn’t help but think often of the show while checking out Warner Archive’s burn-on-demand release of the 1967 epic “Hotel.” Boasting a similar look, feel and cavalier love of carcinogens, the film is not exactly classic, but it’s well-remembered. Based on the same-named Arthur Hailey novel…

The Warrior’s Way

Sometimes a mess can be a good thing. Consider the canvases of Jackson Pollock, the beauty of bikini Jell-O wrestling, or the green-screen genre mishmash that is “The Warrior’s Way.” Few people will see it, and far fewer will get it, but those among the latter will enjoy the hell out of its ever-wavering groove.…

Vampires Suck

<iframe marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" style="width: 120px; height: 240px;" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=oklahgazet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B003UESJC4&fc1=000000&IS2=1 Writers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (“Date Movie,” “Epic Movie,” “Disaster Movie”) have really grown as filmmakers. But only in that they no longer feel compelled to include the word “movie” in every title. They remain, however, the antithesis of film comedy. The duo’s latest, “Vampires Suck,”…

Photography museum showcases Oklahoma centenarians, farmhouses

Ageless faces and rural places of Oklahoma adorn the halls of the International Photography Hall of Fame & Museum for exhibitions by Oklahoma artists M.J. Alexander and Wilson Roberts. An opening reception for the already in-progress exhibitions will be held 5-7 p.m. Saturday at the IPHF museum inside the Omniplex, 2100 N.E. 52nd. CENTENARIANSAlexander’s “Centenarians…

The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril by Paul Malmont

 Fiction Of the more than 100 novels I read in 2006, none gave me more pleasure than this summer’s debut from Paul Malmont, “The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril.” A serious book with a funny name, Malmont’s what-if adventure features two real-life writers as its protagonists: Lester Dent and William Gibson.   Dent and Gibson serve…

Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln’s Killer by James L. Swanson

When it came to 2006 nonfiction, nothing could top February’s “Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln’s Killer.” Grippingly, James L. Swanson’s true-life “Fugitive” makes for absolutely riveting reading.   Even if, like me, you don’t consider yourself a history buff, know that “Manhunt” doesn’t read like a textbook lecture, and for good reason: Rather skillfully,…

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

At times, although one is perfectly in the right, one’s legs tremble, wrote philosopher V.V. Rozanov. “At other times, although one is completely in the wrong, birds sing in one’s soul.” That may have been the case for you last month, Taurus, but these days it’s the exact reverse. If your knees are wobbly, you’re…

T.I. – T.I. vs. T.I.P.

Atlanta rapper’ and self-touted King of the South’ T.I.’s new album “T.I. vs T.I.P.” doesn’t steal the throne from his Grammy-nominated 2006 album “King,” though it manages to rule over most other commercial hip-hop on the charts right now. The record is billed as the two personalities of T.I.’ one representing a laid-back businessman and…

Odd Couple’ still funny in Jewel Box’s production

What happens when two guys “? one divorced and one separated “? move in together to save money as well as support one another? The guys end up having the same problems and blowups they had while married, in Neil Simon’s “The Odd Couple,” a perennial favorite since premiering in 1965 and now in residence…

‘Out of sight, out of mind’

After observing hundreds of bicyclists, myself included, the numbers say that bicyclists are either traveling at 10 mph or, when they get all cozy and comfy with each other out there in traffic, they slow down to 7 mph and shoot the breeze. Once in a great while, a bicyclist may reach 35 mph going…

Chance of a lifetime

Edmond musical moppet Greyson Chance wowed the crowd at his Nov. 18 concert debut in New York City. According to Popeater.com, the YouTube sensation and Ellen DeGeneres fave capped off quite a whirlwind year with a show at Joe’s Pub that “proved himself a virtuoso born for a stage and a grand piano.” Turns out…

Surrealist art inspired by lowbrow culture on display in OKC

Artists inspired by underground comics, hot rods, street culture and commercial art currently have their eclectic pieces showcased at “Pop Surrealism,” showing through April 21 at City Arts Center at Fair Park. Pop surrealists use the “lowbrow” art of cartoons and graphic design to create art that critiques war, American commercialism and popular culture. “It…

Carpenter Square treats Pulitzer-winning ‘Picnic’ with reverence

William Inge’s Pulitzer Prize–winning play, “Picnic,” revolves around the people in a tiny Kansas town getting together for a Labor Day celebration. But what rides beneath the action is not fellowship so much as loneliness “? a gnawing ache to escape the boredom of their existence.   Handsome drifter Hal blows into town, catching the…

Band of brewskies

Want to know how to save money on devising your next marketing strategy? Forget that consultant ” just plaster the thing with patriotic clichés and have a ready-made market base in the armed forces. Oklahoma native Don Sessions, the owner of Ol’ Glory energy drinks, decided to expand his operations to Ol’ Glory beer. Ramping…

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

Are there any actors who have impersonated as many different types of characters as Gemini chameleon Johnny Depp? From rogue agent to chocolatier, from psychotic barber to astronaut, he is a model of inconsistency ” a master of not imitating himself. (To glimpse 24 of his various personas, go here: http://bit.ly/GeminiActor.) According to my reading…

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

During some of her concerts, Capricorn singer Hayley Williams (lead vocalist of Paramore) has worn a tank top that bears the phrase “Brand New Eyes.” I encourage you to consider making that your own guiding principle for a while. By pointedly declaring your intention to view the world with refreshed vision, you will be able…

127 Hours

Man-versus-nature tales don’t get more elemental or harrowing than the real-life one involving Aron Ralston. You might not recognize the name, but you probably know the incident for which he’s famous. In May 2003, Ralston was mountain climbing in a remote section of Utah when, in a freak accident, a boulder crushed his right hand…

‘The King and I”

Since its Broadway debut in 1951, “The King and I” has been an enduring hit, and songs like “I Whistle a Happy Tune,” “Hello, Young Lovers,” and “Something Wonderful” have become toe-tappingly familiar. In Summerstock Productions’ staging of the musical in Edmond, Billie Thrash directs and choreographs her sprawling cast with a sure hand and…

Oklahoma novelist offers view of state different from Steinbeck

Many may consider “The Grapes of Wrath” the quintessential novel about Oklahoma. Novelist Rilla Askew does not. “People think they know the story of Oklahoma during the Thirties because Steinbeck’s book has become iconic,” said Askew. “The image of Oklahoma is of the Joads heading west on the Mother Road. The state gets summed up…

Collison’s extension means four years of quality tweets

On Nov. 23, Nick Collison signed a four-year contract extension with the Thunder. I like this deal for a couple of reasons. For one, Collison is a good, if not great, role player. He plays under control, is a good chemistry guy and led the NBA last season in charges drawn (57, if you’re interested).…

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

 On my Facebook page, I posted this excerpt from a Pablo Neruda love poem (translated by Stephen Tapscott): “Our love is like a well in the wilderness where time watches over the wandering lightning. Our sleep is a secret tunnel that leads to the scent of apples carried on the wind.” In response, a reader…

Lola Ray – Liars

Lola Ray’s debut album, 2004’s “I Don’t Know You,” proved the musicians weren’t content to be another pop-punk act. With hints of Eighties new-wave woven throughout their songs, the bandmates showed they know how to play melodic leads as well as bang out the power chords.   “Liars” is further proof that Lola Ray wants…

Get Published!: Professionally, Affordably, Fast

Not everybody who wants to write a book should, but the advent of print-on-demand technology has anybody to become a published author. Companies like iUniverse will print anybody’s not-so-great American novel (or anything else) for a fee or a huge cut of the profits, if any. “Get Published!: Professionally, Affordably, Fast ” is a how-to…

Festival of the Arts featuring 144 artists this year

nze pouring will be featured. Clint Howard, owner of the Deep in the Heart Foundry near Bastrop, Texas, will coordinate the nightly pours. FOOD AND MUSIC More than two dozen food vendors will be at the festival, Baker said, mostly located south of the Festival Plaza. The Arts After School gallery on the east side…

ARIES (March 21-April 19)

Physicist Stephen Hawking believes it would be dangerous to get in touch with extraterrestrial creatures. “If aliens visit us,” he says, “the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans.” Those who’ve studied the teeming evidence for UFOs would say that Hawking’s warning is…

‘There is hope’

This is a thank you to Letter to the Editor writer Lynn Garman (“Offering ‘an alternative,'” Nov. 24, Gazette) for her inspirational letter. Her eloquent words spoke my feelings precisely. I, too, am a frustrated progressive who has had relatively little creative outlet in such a theocratic and conservative state. Even the food I eat…

Family’ values

Dear “decision-makers” at the Gazette, Great cover (Malena Lott, “Modern Oklahoma family,” Nov. 17, Gazette)! Sometimes, a single decision can start ripples spreading through a whole society, bringing about change in consciousness that affects tens of thousands. Your decision to put Angel Porch’s photo of Eddie Walker and Timothy Fields and their adopted sons on…

High school students to sing with Foreigner

For the students of Mount St. Mary’s Catholic High School, Thursday may feel like the first time for onstage jitters. The private school’s choir will join Foreigner onstage at the rock band’s 8 p.m. concert at Riverwind Casino to sing “I Want to Know What Love Is.” The unique collaboration is made possible through the…

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

If you want to get a gallon of milk directly from the source, you have to squeeze a cow’s udder over 300 times. I recommend you use that as a metaphor for your task in the days to come. It’s going to take a lot of squirts or tugs or tweaks to get the totality…

Capitol gallery will feature Tulsa photographer’s work

/Fine%20Art/mcentirephotoshow.jpg” width=150 align=right vspace=10 border=0>A Tulsa photographer’s work will go on display at the state capitol’s North Gallery Everyone knows that a picture is worth a thousand words, but after taking a look at a few pieces of Paul McEntire’s work, one could easily come up with a few thousand more. From a simple close-up…

Why?: The War Years by Tomie dePaola

Fiction   Intended for ages 7 and up, this chapter book is told from the point of view of little Tomie, who greets New Year’s Day of 1942 with typical childhood naïveté. While family members are off fighting the war, Tomie worries about little more than losing teeth. Until the last three pages, which offer something…

Head Game by Tim Downs

Tim Downs is a novelist whose thrillers get lumped the “Christian fiction” genre. This does not mean a pious lecture, but a story free of profanity and sex. You won’t miss their absence, because the page-turning thrills are there. Two Gulf War vets find their past catching up with them with a vengeance, courtesy of…

Pain in the ash

Over the past year, concerned citizens of Oklahoma have been learning about coal ash, a by-product of burning coal for power, and working to educate others about the problems it causes in Oklahoma and around the country. Both the Environmental Protection Agency and the National Academy of Sciences have years of research linking coal ash…

Oklahoma’s Orwellian doublethink to blame

F. Scott Fitzgerald said the true test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas at the same time and still retain the ability to function. If this is so, Oklahomans should be leading the nation in all things intellectual because we are fast becoming a state of walking contradictions. We…

Poetry in motion

Thank you for printing Lauren Zuniga’s outstanding poem regarding the 2010 election results (Letters, “A poem to progressives plotting mass exodus,” Nov. 17, Oklahoma Gazette). It was an inspiring, beautifully crafted sentiment that is obviously heartfelt. “Joshua Powell Oklahoma City

Sandor family exhibit features photography collection

“Gifts from the Ellen and Richard L. Sandor Family Collection” is an exhibit of the many photos Ellen Sandor and her husband have compiled over the years, on display through May 20 at the University of Oklahoma’s Fred Jones Jr. Museum of Art, 555 Elm in Norman. When Ellen was a graduate student at The…

Downtown Edmond celebrates a

“Dickens of a Christmas” Thursday-Saturday, ongoing Downtown Edmond During its annual “Dickens of a Christmas” program, downtown Edmond is lit up with electric lights and holiday cheer as the winter season descends. Over the years, the event has grown from one night of holiday festivities with the surrounding community, to multiple weekends of events and…

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth, says the Bible. That doesn’t mean what most people think it does. The word translated as “meek” is the Greek word praus, which in ancient times didn’t mean “weak-willed, passive, mild.” Rather, it referred to great power that was under rigorous control. For example, soldiers’…

I scream

Look, we love delicious, delicious ice cream as much as the next Okie, but this is possibly taking it too far. According to an article on NewsOK.com, the Oklahoma City police found a woman inside an ice cream truck at Woodson Park in southwest OKC. But let’s just say she wasn’t peddling sweet treats. Instead,…

The Pollard in Guthrie succeeds at ambitious adaptation of ‘Ragtime’

The sprawling canvas of E.L. Doctorow’s novel “Ragtime” would appear too complex and enormous to translate to the musical stage, yet the Pollard Theatre in Guthrie has proven itself up to the challenge. In its thrilling opening, three different societal elements of America’s 1902 melting pot square off, while real-life characters like J.P. Morgan, Henry…

The Wiz: 30th Anniversary Edition

1978/2008 It’s hard to believe the same Sidney Lumet who delivered the blistering, brutal “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” this past year is the same director who gave us the safe, sanitary musical “The Wiz” three decades ago. But here, in a two-disc edition, is a high-tech reminder of a lo-fi film. Adapted from…

The Little Red Fish by Taeeun Yoo

Fiction Sometimes I wonder if kids’ books aren’t secretly for adults; this marks one of those times. Here, young JeJe accompanies his grandfather to a forest-located library, bringing along with him a fish, which goes missing in a book; the boy enters the book to retrieve him. Yoo’s story is that undemanding, but her art…

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Much of my recent book, Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia, is rated PG. Some is R. But there’s one story that’s X. Not in the same way that porn is. While it’s uninhibited in its rendering of ecstatic eroticism, it’s a feminist meditation on spiritual intimacy, not a heap of vulgar stereotypes. Still, when…

PR BS

Lots of press releases related to the Sooner State cross our desk. This week, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!” “”Oklahoma’s Pork Industry Would be Devastated by the ‘one-size-fits-all’ Rule” “”Shadow Inventory Jumps More Than 10 Percent in One Year, Pushing Total Unsold Inventory to 6.3 Million Units” “”Rick Shriver, Appointed Senior Vice President…

Riding with the Blue Moth by Bill Hancock

Nonfiction  On Jan. 27, 2001, an Oklahoma State University plane crashed in Colorado; 10 people died in the crash, including Will Hancock, 31, the basketball team’s coordinator of media relations. “Riding with the Blue Moth,” a memoir by Will’s father, Bill Hancock, gives you a glimpse into his pain, but mostly sets the example of…

Happy Birthday Oklahoma!

Only one official Oklahoma centennial projects is experienced through the perspective of a bird named Boomer Scissortail: “Happy Birthday Oklahoma!,” an illustrated children’s book written by local man John Morrow. The full-color, 56-page hardback follows Boomer as he learns about significant events in state history, starting with Oklahoma’s 1907 statehood and ending with a centennial…

Hostel

2005 Writer/director Eli Roth (“Cabin Fever”) is the grimly gleeful face of the America’s horror resurgence “? weaned on stomach-churningly graphic Asian imports and unafraid to revel in spilt blood, Roth’s slight filmography to date marks him as a talent adept at synthesizing the visceral brutality of the Eighties and the modern, sleekly terrifying works…

Tony Brown’s Happy Hour’ The Samson Mammoth

Oklahoma City indie band Tony Brown’s Happy Hour leans toward the stark coldness of Pink Floyd psychedelia instead of the woozy distortion of Haight-Ashbury psychedelia on its debut album, “The Samson Mammoth.” While some distorted, bright moments appear early in the record, the majority of the album focuses on acoustic guitar, piano, simple drumming and…

Thunder Bunny by Barbara Helen Berger

Fiction   Looking for a lasting Easter gift for the kindergarten set? Spring for this, about a bunny rabbit born blue, to the amazement of its mother and siblings. The bunny seeks to frolic in the sky “? and does “? until a storm gives it second thoughts. One could view “Thunder Bunny” as an allegory…

CFN Quote of the Week

I suggest we create an award for the media outlet that best typifies a modern day change agent, working to change the morality of Oklahomans. Perhaps this year we should call it the Joseph Goebbels Propaganda Award for Sodomy. First, the Oklahoma Gazette (I pronounce it the “Gay-zette”) for the Nov. 17 cover story titled:…

Celebrating a century, the Colcord makes a commitment to conservation

The historic Colcord Hotel is one of the forerunners in sustainability and conservation within Oklahoma’s hotel industry. Originally an office building, one of the structure’s most visible contributions to the green movement was the act of recycling the skyscraper and transforming it into downtown Oklahoma City’s only boutique hotel. “This is about doing what we…

CityRep stages ‘Our Town’ with top-notch cast

Encompassing 12 years at Grover’s Corners, N.H., Thornton Wilder’s Pultizer Prize-winning “Our Town” “? put on by Oklahoma City Repertory Theatre with Oklahoma City University Department of Theatre “? focuses on the effects of industrialization on America, love, marriage and death. Most productions of “Our Town” are done on big, bare stages, so director Michael…

Jack of Fables: The (Nearly) Great Escape

Fans of the award-winning “Fables” series will want to follow the comic title’s first spin-off, “Jack of Fables Vol. 1: The (Nearly) Great Escape.” The five-issue collection plops Jack (as in “and the Beanstalk”) in a prison community for those fairy-tale and nursery-rhyme characters who have fallen out of favor. Between bedroom romps with Goldilocks,…

Poverty picture

There are seemingly conflicting federal survey numbers about the depth of poverty in Oklahoma these days, but all the facts taken together show that there’s still too much suffering and more needs to be done in the fight against systemic impoverishment here. A U.S. Census report in September claimed the state’s poverty level actually declined…

Childhood nostalgia evident in OKC artist’s paintings

Oklahoma City illustrator Christopher Nick likes to paint things that “remind me of my childhood.” State Capitol visitors can see the childlike optimism in his exhibit, “Capturing the Heart,” which will be featured through June 3 in the East Gallery. COMMISSIONSThe vast majority of Nick’s paintings are commissions for various magazines and businesses. Nick’s piece…

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche wrote a book called Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is. I’d love it if in the next few weeks you would think a lot about how you are on your way to becoming what you were born to be. Current astrological omens suggest you will have special insight into that…

Parks and Recreation: Season Two

zon.com/e/cm?t=oklahgazet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B002N5N5PM&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr” style=”width: 120px; height: 240px;” marginwidth=”0″ marginheight=”0″> Universal Studios Home Entertainment has the audacity to slap the quote “This is the funniest show on television” on the back of the box of “Parks and Recreation.” So good thing it really is! While I’m still an unapologetic fan of the series’ abbreviated, foot-finding first season, “Parks…


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