Sep 15-21, 2010

Sep 15-21, 2010 / Vol. 32 / No. 37

Here comes your band

Pixies with Fuck Buttons 8:30 p.m. Saturday Brady Theater 105 W. Brady, Tulsa www.bradytheater.com 866-977-6849 $37-$57 Pixies fans must all be at least a bit masochistic. Collectively in the iconic alternative act, and through solo efforts and independent bands (including Grand Duchy, the Catholics, The Breeders, The Amps, The Martinis) Frank Black, Kim Deal, Joey…

Alien Autopsy

You know what the British comedy “Alien Autopsy” needs? Comedy. The coroner’s report “? i.e. this critic’s review “? has found not a single laugh within its hour and a half. Based on a true story, the film concerns two friends “? Ray (Declan Donnelly), a shifty VHS bootlegger, and Gary (Ant McPartlin), a lowly…

Thunder holding auditions for ‘Star-Spangled’ singers

There’s more than one way to join the Thunder on the Ford Center floor. Those with strong voice boxes instead of strong fadeaway jumpers are invited to audition for a spot as a pre-game national anthem vocalist. Applicants should submit a performance résumé and a recording of the anthem to the Thunder. Electronic MP3s or…

ARIES (March 21-April 19)

When teen pop star Miley Cyrus appeared on David Letterman’s late-night TV talk show, band leader Paul Schaeffer asked her if she lip-syncs to pre-recorded music during her performances. Miley replied that no, she never fakes it. For evidence, she said, anyone could go watch a Youtube clip from one of her concerts. Sometimes she…

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Here’s your mantra: BIG GREEN LUCK EVERYWHERE. I urge you to say it frequently in the coming days. Sing it softly to yourself while you’re driving your car or riding on public transportation. Whisper it as a prayer before each meal. BIG GREEN LUCK EVERYWHERE. Chant it in rhythm to your steps as you walk.…

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

This is an excellent time for you to revamp your relationship with your body. All the cosmic rhythms are aligned to help you. How should you go about it? The first thing to do is formulate your intentions. For example, would you like to feel more perfectly at home in your body? Would you revel…

The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Third Season

<iframe marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" style="width: 120px; height: 240px;" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=oklahgazet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B002N5N4M6&fc1=000000&IS2=1 Here’s my theory on “The Big Bang Theory”: Despite being a conventional sitcom in an era where unconventional sitcoms rule the critical roost, its success is all due to its conventionality. It’s tough to imagine its jokes playing via a multicamera setup; its ensemble cast thrives under…

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

The Latin motto “Dulcius ex aspiris” means “Sweetness out of difficulty.” It has a different meaning from “relief after difficulty” or “character-building from difficulty.” It suggests a scenario in which a challenging experience leads not just to a successful outcome, but also to a delicious, soothing harmony that would not have been possible without the…

Machete

Let’s go slumming. No, I don’t mean we should go to the “bad part” of town and run the risk of being roughed up “? I mean a safe, comfortable theater in a mall somewhere playing “Machete,” from directors Robert Rodriguez (“Sin City”) and his frequent editor/now co-helmer Ethan Maniquis. Like Rodriguez’s half of “Grindhouse,”…

Oklahoma Hiking Trails

sights and some hiking (with three trails to choose from). “Oklahoma Hiking Trails” is a usable, portable “Choose Your Own Adventure” “? a great way to hit the trails and discover the phenomenal variation of scenery and terrain encompassed in the state. “?Jenny Coon Peterson

Kern fills in the blanks

Sally Kern gives an hour-long speech to a gathering of like-minded flat-earthers. Yet, she has to clarify certain parts of it when she’s called on the carpet (News,  Greg Horton, “Millionaire waltz,” Aug. 25, Gazette). When she first became nationally famous for secret gays-worse-than-terrorists speech two years ago, she again had to clarify her remarks…

The ‘boulevard’ is a stupid idea

The boulevard downtown is completely unnecessary. All but the last fraction of a mile of this “new” road is already a high-speed interstate highway. Why destroy it and spend millions building a boulevard with many stoplights? The existing I-40 could be used to funnel local traffic nearly all the way to downtown at interstate speeds,…

Counterpoint: Open to interpretation

Birthright citizenship ” the concept of automatic citizenship for anyone born on American soil, even if the parents are here illegally ” has sparked debate about the 14th Amendment to our Constitution. Nobody seriously suggests repealing that amendment, nor should we. But how should the amendment be interpreted? That is a worthwhile discussion. A second…

Out of touch’

Before the Internet was a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye, AT&T suggested that customers “reach out and touch someone” in the early 1980s. Since then, e-mail in-boxes are now inundated with important messages about giant Texas rattlesnakes, “free laptop” promotions and the hoax that TV’s Mister Rogers had a former life as a trained assassin.…

In your Face

You talk, we listen! Here’s what readers said on some of last week’s Oklahoma Gazette stories, via unedited comments left on our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/okgazette: On poll results showing Oklahomans’ distrust of mainstream media, with exception of Fox News: “figures.i’m so sick of hearing dumb white trash going on about the ‘liberal media tellin’…

‘Don’t burn the Quran!’

We hope (and wait) for moderate Muslims to courageously speak out against their radical brothers; well, I am a moderate Christian speaking out against one of my radical brothers: Please don’t burn the Quran! Burning books of any subject is always a bad idea ” it’s anti-American. Yes, Rev. Terry Jones, you have the constitutional…

Repeal all laws based on religion

State Rep. Rex Duncan, R-Sand Springs, proposes an amendment to the Oklahoma Constitution to make sure sharia law is never used in our courts. I propose that we follow his lead and overturn any law that is the result of religious beliefs. This would allow us to buy beer, wine and alcohol from any retail…

Experienced acting, colorful costumes and an intimate stage align audience and cast for Ken Ludwig’s corny comedy ‘Leading Ladies’

Leading Ladies 7:30 p.m. Thursday, 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday, Through Sept. 25 Carpenter Square Theatre Bricktown Hotel & Convention Center 2001 E. Reno $18, $15 military/seniors/advance students www.carpentersquare.com 232-6500 Carpenter Square Theatre lost its home “? and much of its costumes, furniture and props stock “? when the June 14 deluge flooded its…

‘A few racists’

Ted Rider (Letters, “Turn and face the strain,” Aug. 18, Gazette) apparently wants to believe that the Tea Party promotes and tolerates racists so badly, that he is willing to accept the lies and mistruths being spread by Tea Party opponents. Almost any group will have a few racists. Just look at the Southern Dim-wit-o-crats…

Airmen

Airmen 9 p.m. Saturday Opolis 113 N. Crawford, Norman www.opolis.org 447-3417 $3 “I met a man once on a bus,” says Airman Sally Bruce (James Paulsgrove). “He claimed to know more than he actually did. But then again, don’t we all?” This sullen condemnation aptly sets the tone for “Airmen,” the latest in the repertoire…

CFN Quote of the Week

“We’re a red state getting redder. This is really our year.” “U.S. Rep. Tom Cole, R-Moore, according to a Sept. 9 story in The Oklahoman 

Point: Political Russian roulette

I wonder why some so-called “conservative” Oklahoma Republicans are echoing their national counterparts, favoring either circumventing or a change to the Constitution’s 14th Amendment that would forbid children of illegal aliens born in the state from becoming Americans. This is not only the equivalent of political Russian roulette, but it is “un-conservative,” cheap politics, bad…

Tea time

As someone who’s been involved with the Tea Party movement, I can attest that every citizen I’ve met wants more than anything for people of integrity to win elections, regardless of party affiliation. Even Nancy Pelosi acknowledges our need to “drain the swamp” of all the scum that has amassed in our nation’s Capitol. We…

Maggie McClure’ Good Morning and Good Night

With its catchy choruses and young-girl-grows-up affect, Maggie McClure’s previous release, 2007’s self-titled full-length, drew easy comparisons to Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton. The 23-year-old Norman singer/songwriter’s latest, the “Good Morning and Good Night” EP, is comparably poppy, but an undeniably more contemporary affair. It’s more detailed, studied and less fun’ but that’s not necessarily…

Jewel Box Theatre sets the table with a strong cast, great dialogue and other ingredients to whip up its ‘Wartime Recipes’

of the time “? from radio news broadcasts and air-raid sirens to especially the characters. They may be painted with broad strokes at times, but their differences lead to fireworks that keep things interesting. They are bolstered further by smartly crafted, period-specific dialogue, fantastically delivered by the strong ensemble. Hall does solid work, remaining likable…

Are you ready for some tailgating?

What makes tailgating more than a rolling chuck wagon? In Oklahoma, it’s akin to a rite of passage for our college football-obsessed citizens. Modern tailgating is serious business. Whether a small gathering or a multi-tent circus of cultish proportions, tailgating gets more sophisticated each year, thanks to new technology and accoutrements. Tailgating enthusiasts like Brian…

Bullish on gay

Who knew that a movement against bullying is really a gateway to homosexuality? A conservative Christian organization knew, by God. KWTV News 9 ace Rusty Surette found a doozy of a story when a national religious group suggested finding the ultimate covert operation of the Sally Kern-labeled homosexual agenda. A little backstory first: Ty Field,…

Afterschool

Antonio Campos, report for detention, please. The offense? Cinematic pretentiousness. The 20-something writer/director/editor makes his feature-length debut with “Afterschool,” a prep-school drama with very little drama. That such a decision appears to be intentional is all the more aggravating. Robert (Ezra Miller, TV’s “Royal Pains”) is a porn-addicted little twerp who lives his life through…

7 Days

It’s not easy to watch “7 Days.” Most would agree for its sheer amount of thoroughly brutal and unflinching violence. I more blame its languid pace. Then again, Daniel Grou’s film is intended to bother, unsettle, disturb. If it doesn’t … well, please don’t visit our offices. Kthx. Combining elements of “Law Abiding Citizen” and…


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