CFN looks back on 2016 and makes predictions about what Okies will get up to in 2017.
Chuck Norris
Chicken-Fried News: Bacon burglar
A man who believed he was from the future stole some food from a fast-food chain and kicked some cars with his special future Chuck Norris powers.
Kickboxing, martial arts offer more than physical fitness
Martial arts classes offer students a wide variety of exercises and the opportunity to boost their confidence.
Expendable real estate
Credit: Brad Gregg Either the Oklahoma-born martial artist-cum-actor is embarrassed about his prediction or hes just been busy tackling a honey-do list to get a house ready for sale. Holes dont patch themselves, you know. According to The Los Angeles Times, a Dallas home co-owned by Norris and his brother is on the market. If […]
Eagleheart: Season One
For Chris Elliott fans, the Adult Swim series is worth rejoicing over. Unlike other shows of the late-night Cartoon Network showcase, this one enjoys well-crafted scripts filled with jokes that come from decades of edgy, experimental comedy experience, and not bong hits. Ostensibly a parody of Walker, Texas Ranger and perhaps a bit Justified, the […]
Captain America
As you know by now, it didnt. If you managed not to catch it in its long-delayed VHS debut in 1993, the MGM Limited Edition Collection finally has issued the thing on DVD to tag along to interest on this summers big-budget, blockbuster Captain America: The First Avenger. Why didnt it come out before now? […]
Haunted Summer
To combat this, producers Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus made the occasional stab at respectability, like 1988’s “Haunted Summer.” Directed by Ivan Passer (“Loves of a Blonde”), it’s a dramatization of the wild week in 1816 amid a summer Switzerland paradise when horror fiction practically was born overnight. Mind you, it’s not too high-minded; a […]
