This summer, the smash of The Conjuring crowned him king. Based on a “true” case file of paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren (if you believe bunk to be true), the film begins with perhaps the most frightening doll in cinema history or at least since Poltergeist and things just grow creepier from […]
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Sinister
Had I been watching it alone, on a dark and stormy night, my neck likely would be sore by the end of it, from making repeated glances behind the couch you know, just to be safe. Its 2012s Insidious: well-built, respectful of viewers intelligence and yet genuinely freaky. Ethan Hawke (Daybreakers) plays Ellison Oswalt, […]
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
But lets give credit where credit is due: This is a remake of a fondly remembered, made-for-TV movie in 1973. Although effects have come a long, long way, baby, I still prefer the original. Living underneath the new-to-them Rhode Island mansion of architect Alex (Guy Pearce, Animal Kingdom); interior-designer girlfriend Kim (Katie Holmes, TVs The […]
The Mechanic
Fresh from the all-star The Expendables, Statham takes over Charles Bronsons role from the 1972 Mechanic as Arthur, the titles hit man for hire who is ordered to off his wealthy mentor (Donald Sutherland, TVs The Pillars of the Earth) and then, feeling guilty, takes the mans destitute son, Steve (Ben Foster, Pandorum), under his […]
Bridesmaids
Cant we just call it really hilarious and leave it at that? Then again, consider that Hollywoods women-fronted comedies are almost always of the rom-com variety and aggressively push Kate Hudson on us. This work is not of that lineage, and thank the Lord for that. Bridesmaids marks not so much a breakthrough for females […]
Insidious
What little optimist left in me thinks it could have been worse; at least our son wasnt sent into a coma by a malevolent demon he encountered in the attic. Thats the situation facing the Lambert family in Insidious, opening Friday. From the creative talents behind the Saw and Paranormal Activity franchises, this welcome twist […]
