Not without extreme difficulty, she somehow persuades Arnold to visit a marriage counselor (a misused Steve Carell, Crazy, Stupid, Love.) in another town for a week of intensive therapy — good for their relationship, bad for the viewer, for whom it feels like sitting in sessions in real time. At nights, in their room at […]
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Slippery when wet
Credit: Brad Gregg Neighborhood pools filled with kids splashing and swimming! Creepy older guys masturbating! Granted, the final image doesn’t exactly fit, but different strokes for different folks, as they say. At any rate, it’s allegedly how Lee Bourn celebrates hot fun in the summertime. Police arrested the Oklahoma City man July 9 after he […]
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The season for giving
Brad Gregg Needless to say, the culprit wasn’t Santa Claus, either. OKC police said Jamison Ives Marchette left the bawdy bags for the women, one of whom later picked the man out of a lineup. According to police, one of the recipients found the accused masturbating outside her home. Ding-dong! If the gift-giver was Marchette, […]
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Funny people
Brad Gregg After President Obama voiced support for gay marriage, the Oklahoma Senate wasted little time passing what Tim Matheson in Animal House would have termed “a really futile and stupid gesture.” A resolution authored by Sen. Clark Jolley, R-Edmond, and overwhelmingly passed by the Senate on May 14 reaffirmed that the Senate supports marriage […]
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Munn ho!: Ninth in a series
In her book, “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” the Oklahoman turned actress/model/geek icon described that time she slept with some Hollywood player — playa? — whom she didn’t name, but described as “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.” Ever […]
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Munn ho!: Ninth in a series
In her book, “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” the Oklahoman turned actress/model/geek icon described that time she slept with some Hollywood player — playa? — whom she didn’t name, but described as “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.” Ever […]
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Munn ho!: Ninth in a series
In her book, “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” the Oklahoman turned actress/model/geek icon described that time she slept with some Hollywood player — playa? — whom she didn’t name, but described as “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.” Ever […]