A small, remote town in the Oklahoma panhandle seems to be experiencing a social upheaval reminiscent of past witch hunts and race relations issues. July 1, residents of Boise City held a public meeting to discuss a group of religious fundamentalists who have settled there. Those hosting the meeting even felt it necessary to post […]
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Chicken-Fried News: She’s in a big meth now!
Officer, I think there’s something in my meth. According to a NewsOK.com report, a woman called the Enid Police to report that there was something just not right with the meth she was smoking — she was convinced it was laced with something other than the toxic chemicals she was used to. So, like any […]
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Lawnmower man
Or is it? OKC man Phil Ray Gage, 40, told NewsOK.com he’s been mowing at that time for nearly a decade without any complaints from neighbors. In fact, he was just finishing up mowing a neighbor’s lawn when the coppers showed up a few weeks ago. Someone, it seemed, had called in a complaint, and […]
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Is that the best she could think of?
U.S. Marshal Kim Heath said she learned that Contreras-Sanchez … look, we’re just going to call him CS from here on out, agreed? OK, anyway, CS was gonna make a break for it, according to NewsOK.com. And who should be driving from Las Vegas for his sentencing hearing but his lady love, Maria Jimenez? Hmmm. […]
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Nom, nom, nom
So, here are the celebratory facts, according to an article last week on newsok.com on a CalorieLab study. Since 1995, Oklahoma’s obesity rate has gained a whopping 18 percentage points, moving up the scale from 13 percent obesity to 31 percent obesity. That puts us at No. 7 in the nation for fatties. And if […]
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Ignorance isn’t bliss
If I seriously have to see another story about Sally Kern, I may puke. You are doing these hacks a service by publicizing their hatred and their agendas. You are doing their faithful a disservice by validating their words. Please save those stories for the Chicken-Fried News where they can be short and sweet. As […]