The Church of Ahriman has a black Mass and ritual planned for Aug. 15.
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Cover Story: Chicken-Fried News year in review and 2016 predictions!
8. Thou shalt not pass so many dumb laws.
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“What’s my chances of winning? Who knows, you know?” he told the TV news station. “Pretty slim. But I’m going to give them a run for their money.”
“What’s my chances of winning? Who knows, you know?” he told the TV news station. “Pretty slim. But I’m going to give them a run for their money.”
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Chicken-Fried News: Uninhibited criminal
Police were called and found him “sitting against a light pole with his hands around his crotch,” according to KOCO.com.
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Chicken-Fried News: Good, bad, ugly
Think repeating tom-tom drum followed by wah, wah, wah.
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“I have nothing,” Jeandemange told KFOR. “It’s like somebody stealing your entire life.”
“I have nothing,” Jeandemange told KFOR. “It’s like somebody stealing your entire life.”
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Chicken-Fried News: Rare game
Say a friend has a new zebra rug under their dinning room table set for a holiday dinner. Skedaddle and call crime stoppers.
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“I don’t know who that boy with Wayne Coyne is though,” some uttered.
“I don’t know who that boy with Wayne Coyne is though,” some uttered.
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Politics and satire take center stage with Capitol Steps and this year’s Mock the Vote performance.
Politics and satire take center stage with Capitol Steps and this year’s Mock the Vote performance.
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Chicken-Fried News: Last objections
Dr. No is at it again, and he is being blasted from various groups for sticking with his principles. But this time, it is for the last time as senator.