Credit: Brad Gregg —“Southwest Bancorp, Inc. Reports Net Income of $5.9 Million for the Third Quarter of 2012” —“Jeff Dunham Scores Concurrent Tour Ticket & DVD Sales Coups” —“The most iconic speech since ‘I Have a Dream’” —“TEAM MEATBALL HAS AN ARREST ON TONIGHT’S ‘JERSEY SHORE’” —“Basic Energy Services Announces Receipt Of Requisite Consents With […]
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PR BS
Credit: Brad Gregg —“Near-Death Experiences Reproduced in First-Ever Experiences” —“Consumer Reports: You can get a very good bagel outside of New Yawk” —“What can a 1,200 pound horse teach a 125 pound woman about leadership? Plenty!” —“Swap Black Walnuts for Pricey Pecans” —“The Truth About Catholics and Condoms” —“Americans Are Wrapped Up In Their Toilet […]
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PR BS: Special Cheese-Only Edition!
Recently, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!” —“Top Awards for Cheeses Available Through Emmi Roth USA at 2012 National Cheese Championships” —“Grilled Cheese Experts Share Their Latest Obsessions” —“Crave Brothers Marinated Fresh Mozzarella Wins World Championship Cheese Award”
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Love and meatballs
If you answered “yes” to both of these questions — for the record, CFN hopes you didn’t — then tomorrow is your lucky day. We’ll let Fazoli’s Italian restaurant PR guy take it from here: “Fazoli’s is offering any couple that gets engaged in the restaurant on Tuesday, February 14 two certificates for a year’s […]
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PR BS
—“Anthrax’s ‘Worship Music’ Rosary Beads” —“The Supermeal in Seconds!” —“Equal Energy Renews its Normal Course Issuer Bid for 8.25% Convertible Debentures” —“It’s A Sweet New Year with All-New Shalom Sesame ‘The Sticky Shofar’ and ‘Monsters in the Sukkah’ On DVD September 6, 2011 from SISU Entertainment” —“Enrique Igelesias’ ‘Dirty Dancer’ is his 9th #1 Single” […]
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PR BS
—“Ellen Degeneres, Carole King & Crazy Horse Auction” —“Breeding/Farrowing Intentions Don’t Quite Jibe” —“PowerSkin Delivers the Juice with HTC Sensation & HTC ThunderBolt Skins” —“STAIND UNVEILS ‘STAIND’” —“SWeNT Collaborates with Panasonic Boston Laboratory to Commercialize Printed TFTs” —“Purity Vodka and Kathy Casey are Pioneers in the H2O cocktail concept movement” —“DENNY’S FEATURES CLASSIC HEALTHY CHOICE […]
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Frackin’ PR
The New York Times, which buys lots o’ ink, published a lengthy story titled “Insiders Sound an Alarm Amid a Natural Gas Rush” on June 25. Therein, Ian Urbina reported that natural gas companies were gambling enormously on wells, promising huge profits and new energy resources, but suggested that the gas may not be as […]