“The Myth of The American Sleepover” seems so genuine, so honest, so middle-America, there literally were parts that I thought had to be filmed in my neighborhood, at my high school. (Instead, its suburban Detroit.) The actors portraying the kids do so well because they’re kids themselves, precious few with any acting credits before or […]
Rod Lott
Yakuza Weapon
For the uninformed, the yakuza is the Japanese equivalent of our mafia an underworld crime syndicate where loyalty is value No. 1. Break that, and theres hell to pay! In this Sushi Typhoon offering from co-directors Tak Sakaguchi (Mutant Girls Squad) and Yûdai Yamaguchi (the similarly wacky but overlong Battlefield Baseball), Sakaguchi also stars as […]
Various Artists Chronicle: Music from the Motion Picture
While that name and arguably, most of the acts on the 12-track compilation screams off-putting teen band, thats not the case. The disc holds wide appeal, from tweens to their middle-aged parents. (Just dont tell the tweens.) Manchester trio The Longcut could also describe its six-minute-plus contribution, Told You So, whose uptempo darkness […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Well, readers, welcome to the much worse. Turns out that when writer/director Tom Six promoted his original film by saying the sequel would make it look like My Little Pony by comparison, that wasnt just a good sound bite. Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) makes its big brother look positively innocent. To Sixs credit, he […]
Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story
Really? Well, for those who compete in the Monopoly World Championship every four to five years, it is. After a predictable opening sequence of The Drifters song playing over Atlantic City tourist footage, freshman feature director Kevin Tostado introduces us to them and, unfortunately, stays focused on them. Sad to say, the Story promised by […]
Talking Heads: Chronology
While official Warner Bros. compilations of the Heads’ mind-bending, envelope-pushing videos allow for a glimpse of the art-rock band at its most creative, this 18-track disc is the next best thing to catching them live outside of Jonathan Demmes Stop Making Sense, of course. Chronology kicks off with a 1976 mic test that captures […]
Police Woman: Season Two
For that success and a winning performance, she was rewarded with Emmy nominations for three of its four seasons, and a shiny Golden Globe. But lets not raise the flag for feminism: As good as Dickinson was in it, the show was a hit because of her then-incredible hotness. After all, it was spun off […]
The Catechism Cataclysm
In the misbegotten words of Texas businessman Clayton Williams, just relax and enjoy it. The goofy, socially awkward Father Billy Smoortser (Steve Little, TV’s “Eastbound & Down“) is in a rut, so he’s forced by his church to take his annual vacation a little early. He reveals his big plans to his too-patient superior: He’ll […]
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grave Danger
He’s played an Elvis impersonator on an episode of “The Golden Girls,” parodied himself on Margaret Cho’s “All-American Girl” sitcom, and served as a guest judge on that taste vacuum known as “American Idol.” Under the column marked “mitigating factors,” however, was choosing to direct a Very Special Episode of “CSI” in 2005, when the […]
The Dead
Your expectations for greatness, however, should be tempered. Despite a few surface tweaks, “The Dead” is just zom-business as usual. Shot and set in the West African desert, the film’s hero is U.S. Air Force Lt. Murphy (Rob Freeman, Saving Private Ryan), the lone survivor of a plane crash now stranded in a wasteland that’s […]
