No sooner as the movie opened than a nuclear bomb has dropped. The precious few apartment building residents with the most recognizable, screen-friendly faces are those who conveniently find shelter in the basement, barricaded by a huge steel door that the supe, Mickey (Michael Biehn, Take Me Home Tonight), seals to keep out any radiation. […]
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The Killer Nun
After having a brain tumor removed, Sister Gertrude hasn’t been the same. She thinks she still has cancer and cries out for a shot filled with sweet, sweet morphine. The doctors at the psych ward where she works assure her that her thoughts are simply stress-induced and psychosomatic, but Gertrude’s much-younger roomie, Sister Mathieu (Paola […]
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Sleeping Beauty
Here, it’s Lucy (Emily Browning, Sucker Punch), a college student so strapped for cash that she holds four jobs: working at a café, doing Xerox duties in an office, participating in a medical study that requires a balloon and tube to be fed down her throat, and blowing guys at a bar. A fifth gig […]
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The Nurses Collection
Part of the label’s ongoing and hopefully never-ending “Roger Corman’s Cult Classics” line, The Nurses Collection presents a quadruple feature of the sexy, soapy, seriocomic flicks on two DVDs: 1974’s Candy Stripe Nurses, 1972’s Night Call Nurses, 1971’s Private Duty Nurses and 1973’s The Young Nurses. As you may have noticed, they’re not presented in […]
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Sex ed
An entire category of theater instruction exists to coach actors in what may or may not come naturally. Ironically, techniques used in stage combat apply to intimate scenes. Tonia Sina Ellis, adjunct professor at the University of Oklahoma’s drama school, specializes in choreographing sexual intimacy for the stage. She wrote her master’s of fine arts […]
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Heavy PETAing
At least what’s what we’ve been told. Actually, we’ve been told that by the folks of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the media-savvy advocacy group that knows how to bring the sexy back to photo ops (assuming photo ops used to be sexy). On Thursday in downtown Oklahoma City, PETA is slated to […]
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Ride ’em, cowboy
Tell it to Dr. Thomas Lyle Wilson, a veterinarian in Pennsylvania. On Jan. 19, he was in Tulsa entering a plea of “neigh” — er, make that “not guilty” — for allegedly having sex with a horse on Sept. 14, 2009, when he was a student at Oklahoma State University. He graduated with a doctorate […]
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iBabysitter
There’s an app that will gauge your performance based on pitch and such (if you actually download this and remember to switch it on before sexy time, our guess is that your score ain’t gonna be too impressive, sport). But we digress. Anyhoo, apparently there’s even an app for baby-sitting. (Obviously for after you’ve seduced […]
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Not-so-happy ending
And we mean a massage, not — ahem — a “massage.” It’s the kind in quotes that recently got one place in hot water with the Midwest City police. Officers arrested a female employee at Empress Massage who allegedly tried to perform, for a fee, a sex act on an undercover officer, according to KWTV […]
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Not-so-happy ending
And we mean a massage, not — ahem — a “massage.” It’s the kind in quotes that recently got one place in hot water with the Midwest City police. Officers arrested a female employee at Empress Massage who allegedly tried to perform, for a fee, a sex act on an undercover officer, according to KWTV […]