Adding to the list of stories that were formerly weird but which now occur with such frequency that they must be retired from circulation: (91) The apparently irresistible urge of curious men to tinker in workshops with live ammunition, such as the attempt by a 57-year-old man in Charleston, W.Va., in August to drill through a bullet in order to make a keychain ornament. (The resulting explosion tore up his left hand, but he was not expected to lose it.)

(92) The “Lysistrata”-style organized withholding of sex by wives in male-dominated third-world countries as a means of influencing their husbands’ behavior. (However, in Kenya, one husband fought back in May by filing a lawsuit in Nairobi High Court against the women’s group whose recent strike was somewhat successful. The man asked for compensation for his “anxiety” and “sleepless nights.”)

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