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Olympic gymnast Shannon Miller knows all about the public eye, but her ex-husband has disappeared from sight after abruptly closing his eye surgery center in Washington state, The Associated Press reported. Ex-hubby Christopher B. Phillips is being investigated after appointments were canceled without patients being notified and he closed the Lomas Eye Care Center in […]

A recent sexual assault has prompted authorities to seek the arrest of a man they said they believe took a fetish too far and stepped over the (panty) line.   Bethany police are looking for a white, 6-foot, 250- to 300-pound man who grabbed and groped a woman March 17 at the Rockwell Arms Apartments, […]

The Sooner fan accused of tearing a Texas fan’s scrotum is facing trial, and it looks like it’s going to be a ball-buster.   Allen Michael Beckett, 54, claims he was only defending himself from a younger man when he allegedly grasped the scrotum of Brian Thomas, 35, and tore it, according to a recent […]

CFN can’t help but be a sucker for happy endings sometimes ” and after the previous, we’re all ready for something a little cheery. What better than this update on a 21-year-old Oklahoma man still hanging in there after being pronounced dead last November.   For those who missed this story the first time round, […]

Hey, if Oklahoma can no longer be No. 1 in college football, it just makes sense we can’t be No. 1 in hot college women, either.   And according to the celebrity Web site www.popcrunch.com, we aren’t.   In “honor” of the NCAA basketball tournament, Pop Crunch decided to rank the top 50 universities strictly […]

Here’s something every parent probably wishes to hear his or her child say one day: “I chose boxing as my science fair project because it’s my favorite sport. I wanted to teach other people about boxing.”    Yet, it’s something 13-year-old Stephanie Tatum said. And did.   Tatum uttered those words to the Claremore Daily […]

Two local newspapers recently published stories about an ailing camel that was near death until a local boys’ ranch seems to have healed the common desert animal. If only someone had come up with a better name for the four-legged friend.   The Edmond Sun first reported the story of one Forrest Hump back in […]

So, how did most college students spend their spring break? Padre Island is usually popular, or skiing in Colorado. How about Florida, or visiting Grandma at the lake? Even hanging out the local mall could seem like a relief from tests and essay papers.   But not for Susan Mills. The pre-engineering student at Oklahoma […]

Here we go, again. Or, excuse us, ere-hay e-way o-gay, gain-ay. Yup, celebrate non-English phrases now, dear etro-may esidents-ray, because state Rep. Randy Terrill, R-Moore, is again proposing making English the official language of Oklahoma.   According to The Associated Press, Terrill said last week the planned legislation would mandate all official state government business […]

Some Oklahoma women are so upset with a California-based medical supply company that ” well ” it’s safe to say they are pissed, per a recent story.   According to The Associated Press, the women are suing over a device used to treat urinary stress incontinence, called ” bear with us, now ” the ObTape Vaginal […]