An Okie-bred animal has done it again. One Oklahoma woman’s social media post went viral and made national headlines shortly after she outted her dog, Princess, for sneaking away each night to play stray at a local McDonald’s where customers and employees fed her massive quantities of fries and burgers.
Oklahoma City resident Betsy Reyes posted the following on her social media account: “If you see my dog at the McDonald’s on Shields, quit feeding her fat ass … she’s not even a stray dog.”
Oklahomans and our pet companions can’t seem to stay out of the national spotlight. In recent months, a woman’s post about a horse that walked into a cattle feed store with his owner went viral, as did the story about a Stockyards City bull that managed to escape and terrorize the party crowd in Midtown one summer evening.
However, this story has too many heroines to count. Step aside, Ol’ Nelly and Rodeo Bull; it’s Princess’ time to shine.
For starters, the B knows how to lure the fellas in. It appears that Princess, who is definitely not a purse-sized dog, literally just walks to McDonald’s every night and sits in the parking lot or drive-thru until she’s offered some of the good stuff.
From french fries to Big Macs and McFlurries, customers and workers alike have apparently been spoiling the dog with loads of the fast-food chain’s goodies.
You can’t say Oklahomans are not animal lovers. Reyes is a heroine as well since she knows how to supply us social media fanatics with a good laugh and clearly loves her dog enough to spy on her at night. It’s clear that Princess is one loved pup.
Lastly, here’s to the awesome employees at the McDonald’s where Princess evidently feels at home. You sure know how to make a dog’s day.
In a turn of events, a Twitter account user whose handle is @QueenBGotMickyDs has posted the following on social media:
“She thinks she’s so clever spying on me at the McDonald’s on Shields and talking about my fat ass. She wishes she had this! Y’all need to stop acting like we are crazy for politely asking for food from our neighbors at night when we are the ones who have to watch you stuff your faces with Buffalo Wild Wings and Taco Bell each night you come home from work. You don’t use forks either, you are no better than us!”
The user went on to encourage all Oklahoma pets to secretly capture their owners indulging in their favorite meals. Tensions are high in the Sooner State between man and his best friend, but we at Chicken-Fried News hear Princess’ message loud and clear: Sharing is caring.
This article appears in Pass the baton.