That would be bad, however, because Marvel has saved the best for last. It’s miles better than that Norse god with the magic hammer, and just a hair below the greatness of Robert Downey Jr.’s first go-round in his iron armor, both of whom will team with Cap in next summer’s guaranteed nerdgasm, “The Avengers.” […]
Battle: Los Angeles
The Mechanic
Fresh from the all-star The Expendables, Statham takes over Charles Bronsons role from the 1972 Mechanic as Arthur, the titles hit man for hire who is ordered to off his wealthy mentor (Donald Sutherland, TVs The Pillars of the Earth) and then, feeling guilty, takes the mans destitute son, Steve (Ben Foster, Pandorum), under his […]
Quit writing like a crank’
In regards to Battle: Los Angeles, there is a class of films that are violent fantasies, including such film masterpieces as Battle: LA, 300, Alien vs. Predator and every film ever made by the governor of the state you love to hate. These movies do not enlighten us, instruct us on moral values, or generally […]
The Lincoln Lawyer
In The Lincoln Lawyer, Mick Haller (Matthew McConaughey, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past) skates along with one foot on the ethical side and the other, not so much. Haller has no office, but operates out of his cars backseat, hence the title. His clients tend to be on the lowlife side: bikers, hookers, dealers. A few […]
Battle: Los Angeles
If the alien-invasion flick often looks like a video game, thats because its written like one (as in barely), as a loose string of missions for its gung-ho Marines: Rescue civilians from a police station; take them to safety; destroy the mother ship. Thats the simple-structured path for our cardboard, interchangeable heroes, led by a […]
