While those folks are certain to lap up every minute of The Doors: Mr. Mojo Risin’: The Story of L.A. Woman, the good news is that even the uninitiated might find their mojo risin in this well-oiled rockumentary. Eagle Rock Entertainment cranks out a wealth of making-of album documentaries on DVD and Blu-ray, with most […]
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Yakuza Weapon
For the uninformed, the yakuza is the Japanese equivalent of our mafia an underworld crime syndicate where loyalty is value No. 1. Break that, and theres hell to pay! In this Sushi Typhoon offering from co-directors Tak Sakaguchi (Mutant Girls Squad) and Yûdai Yamaguchi (the similarly wacky but overlong Battlefield Baseball), Sakaguchi also stars as […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Well, readers, welcome to the much worse. Turns out that when writer/director Tom Six promoted his original film by saying the sequel would make it look like My Little Pony by comparison, that wasnt just a good sound bite. Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) makes its big brother look positively innocent. To Sixs credit, he […]
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grave Danger
He’s played an Elvis impersonator on an episode of “The Golden Girls,” parodied himself on Margaret Cho’s “All-American Girl” sitcom, and served as a guest judge on that taste vacuum known as “American Idol.” Under the column marked “mitigating factors,” however, was choosing to direct a Very Special Episode of “CSI” in 2005, when the […]
The Dead
Your expectations for greatness, however, should be tempered. Despite a few surface tweaks, “The Dead” is just zom-business as usual. Shot and set in the West African desert, the film’s hero is U.S. Air Force Lt. Murphy (Rob Freeman, Saving Private Ryan), the lone survivor of a plane crash now stranded in a wasteland that’s […]
Metal Shifters
Two brothers (Kavan Smith, TV’s “Eureka,” and Colby Johannson, “Final Destination 3”) who work in construction in the depressed small town of Redeemer, Idaho, see a downed Russian satellite crash into a nearby field. The objects pieces are covered in some sort of green alien slime that looks like Silly String and moves like The […]
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
I’m not the target for these movies, as I do not find the mere sight and/or mention of someone toking up to be funny. Nor do I get why it’s supposed to be. As with any joke, there’s got to be a payoff. Perhaps the sky-high are much forgiving. I thought the first movie, 2004’s […]
Modern Family: The Complete Second Season / The League: The Complete Season Two
While its recent Emmy sweep was well-deserved, “Modern Family” may never be as good as the new-to-disc sophomore season. Because roughly halfway into the current airing one, the show has failed to be anything but a hair above average, and sometimes going a week without a single laugh. But that second season was fairly solid, especially […]
Mr. Popper’s Penguins / The Smurfs
Last time, I reviewed the movies Rio, Monte Carlo and Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer so my dad didnt have to, but this time, Im reviewing the movies Mr. Poppers Penguins and The Smurfs. I loved the movie Mr. Popper’s Penguins, and everything about it. It was a comedy that I definitely enjoyed. […]
Night Train Murders
It’s not, but the comparison to Wes Craven’s 1972 debut is hardly unwarranted, because director Aldo Lado’s Italian film is practically a remake, right down to the lead ugly-mugged thug, but with an added mode of transportation. Heck, a poster in the disc’s advertising gallery even reveals an alternate title of “Last House Part […]
