Credit: Brad Gregg —“Southwest Bancorp, Inc. Reports Net Income of $5.9 Million for the Third Quarter of 2012” —“Jeff Dunham Scores Concurrent Tour Ticket & DVD Sales Coups” —“The most iconic speech since ‘I Have a Dream’” —“TEAM MEATBALL HAS AN ARREST ON TONIGHT’S ‘JERSEY SHORE’” —“Basic Energy Services Announces Receipt Of Requisite Consents With […]
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Sauced and inked
Credit: Brad Gregg If your everyday vocab consists of words like “complex, dry and spicy,” and it has nothing to do with your love life, there’s a good chance, dear “wine enthusiast,” that you are, in fact, a lush. Lucky for you, Urban Wineworks, Plaza District’s proud little winery, would like to celebrate with you. […]
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What separation of church and state?
Credit: Brad Gregg Last week, the Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma released survey results of its “2012 Oklahoma Voter’s Guide for the Well-Informed Voter of Faith.” Of course, in this instance, “Voter of Faith” means follower of the one correct and true faith of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. (Catholics, Mormons, Unitarians or people […]
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Lost in Cleveland
Credit: Brad Gregg The Republican vice presidential candidate joined former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on a visit to the Cleveland Browns at practice last week. Ryan took a few moments to speak to the players and committed what some Oklahomans might call a cardinal sin: He mistook a Longhorn for a Cowboy. As reported […]
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Rumble ink
Cindy Evans is no fair-weather fan. The Ratliff City resident recently took the additional step of committing Rumble to a tattoo on her left arm. “I love him to pieces!” Evans said of Rumble. “He is the best, most loving, most fun and most exciting mascot. He loves his fans, young and old alike. He […]
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Hot! hot! hot!
Credit: Brad Gregg “[Then] I got an email from Cosmo saying they had picked me,” he said. “I was caught off guard, but I was excited for the opportunity to represent my state.” And represent he does. His scruffy facial hair doesn’t hide his chiseled jaw, which matches his chiseled abs. Um, where were we? […]
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Chamber of secrets
Credit: Brad Gregg From Kanye West’s sex tape with some Kim Kardashian doppelgänger to Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” tape, several such recordings surfaced last month — including one featuring leaders of the State Chamber of Oklahoma. In the recording, chamber President and CEO Fred Morgan and chamber COO Chad Warmington talk politics at a July […]
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You’re doin’ fine, Oklahoma (by doin’ everything that moves)
Credit: Brad Gregg You know, do it. That’s according to a study conducted by the surprisingly statistics-friendly dating site SeekingArrangement.com. The pole found — oh, excuse us, that’s “poll” — that Oklahoma City is the fourth most promiscuous city in the country. We hit this proud spot because 64 percent of wealthy men in town […]
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Olivia Munn vs. Groupon
Credit: Brad Gregg We’re sad to see that actress Olivia Munn, like so many Oklahomans who move away, has apparently forgotten her Bible. Because she has joined People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in asking Groupon to stop partnering with circuses that use animals, implying that it’s not our God-given right to make seals […]
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Bad officiating means never having to say you’re sorry
Credit: Brad Gregg When OSU linebacker Alex Elkins knocked the ball from Texas running back Joe Bergeron’s hands prior to Bergeron crossing the goal line, it looked as if the Cowboys had narrowly preserved a victory. Officials, however, signaled a touchdown. Replay failed to provide sufficient evidence to overturn the call. Things got weirder on […]