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Skip the bathroom

It was tough enough that the Ward 7 council member was busted last week for drunk driving. Now, it turns out that Kelly wasn’t simply what the Brits would call “pissed” — he was literally pissed, too. A police officer arrested Kelly early the morning of Jan. 20 after the councilman was found sitting behind […]

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Extra! Extra!

That’s right. Kevin Durant will depict Kevin Durant in said film, previously titled “Switch.” The plotline, from an earlier press release: “A fun and energetic family basketball movie starring Kevin Durant AS HIMSELF, a basketball star who switches talent with a klutzy 14 year old fan. When Brian, a hopelessly uncoordinated young fan magically switches […]

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Just a small-town girl

The 16th season of TV’s“The Bachelor” boasts an Oklahoma City resident on the prowl for the heart of Mr. Ben Flajnik. Seriously, ABC, you staked one of your biggest reality shows on a guy with an unpronounceable last name? But we digress. Red-haired Jennifer, whose last name is yet to be given on-air, is a […]

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No respect

While CFN can barely recall any details of the 21-0 affair (there was a basketball game between Grambling State and Alcorn State that was far more compelling), we’re pretty confident that OSU could’ve, y’know, at least, kicked a field goal against Alabama or something. Four voters saw fit to grant OSU — whose record is […]

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Pipe dreams

The Oklahoma City Democrat announced his proposed crackdown — “crackdown,” get it? — after accompanying state Bureau of Narcotics officers on a Jan. 9 raid of an OKC convenience store that had been selling them. Under current law, which Shelton authored a couple of years ago, a retailer can face up to a year behind […]

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Uncaged

Nine different contests between mixed martial arts fighters from across the state are scheduled, ending with a lightweight championship bout that pits current champion Tim Means against Fort Gibson resident Tyrel Brown. “King of the Cage: Total Destruction” doesn’t forget the ladies, either, with Tulsa’s Liz Carreiro scheduled to challenge Brenda Gonzales, from New Mexico. […]

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Don’t ask — redux

State Rep. Mike Reynolds, R-Oklahoma City, is the author of House Bill 2195, which seeks to restore “don’t ask, don’t tell” to the Oklahoma National Guard. “Don’t ask, don’t tell” was implemented in 1993 and barred gays from serving openly. Reynolds’ bill would reset requirements for the state militia to what they were on Jan. […]

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Go back to iSchool

New to town and not sure where the school is located? Don’t panic: The app comes complete with GPS mapping. Is your kiddo not great about bringing home information on upcoming events? Say goodbye to those days of missed PTA meetings, last-minute science projects and cranking out two dozen cupcakes the night before a school […]

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