The Sweeney was a cop drama that ran for four seasons in the 1970s in the UK. Ive never seen it, so I cant tell how faithful the 2012 Sweeney is. I can only judge it on its own, and its a fantastic crime thriller. As Jack Regan, Hugos Ray Winstone leads the Flying Squad, […]
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Stitches
The title refers to the booze-soaked, foul-mouthed, likely STD-infected clown (British stand-up comedian Ross Noble) who meets an early, accidental demise while performing at an only childs 10th birthday party. Because thats what happens when kids tie your shoelaces together, causing you to trip and fall face-first into the butcher knife left precariously pointing upward […]
13 Eerie
At least not at first. Six forensic-science students are boated and then bussed into a body farm adjacent to the 13 Eerie Strait Penitentiary for a Disaster Mortuary Operational Response Team exercise. Its a field exam to test their wits and skills for FBI readiness, with corpses placed carefully around the island grounds. The plan […]
How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life
That she should be honored to be subservient. That a 28-year-old blonde bombshell would have trouble landing a beau until some 51-year-old man came sliming along. Im being harsh, but this Dean Martin/Stella Stevens pairing now part of the burned-on-demand Sony Pictures Choice Collection engages in all of these and more. I wasnt […]
Enlightened: The Complete First Season
This is not to denigrate her Oscar-nominated turn as 1991s Rambling Rose or her work as muse to David Lynch, most notably in Blue Velvet or Wild at Heart all solid and accomplished. Its just that her role here as Amy Jellicoe is the most complex and multilayered character shes been given. Amy represents […]
Easy Money
Front and center in every sense is a fantastic Joel Kinnaman (The Darkest Hour, TVs The Killing and our new RoboCop), commanding the screen with real star power as JW, a college student with a brilliant mind for business, but practically destitute himself. So desperately wanting to be part of the cocaine-and-cognac crowd, he spends […]
K-11
Music producer Raymond Saxx (Goran Visnjic, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) has a drinking-and-drugging problem, which earns him an even bigger problem by Beverly Hills PDs finest: a stay inside the titular ward of the L.A. County Jail. Dubbed by one of its residents as a “sanctuary for broken toys,” its the big cement […]
The Collection
Those who havent seen the original film are urged to do so before diving into this sequel. It begins where its predecessor ended, and try as the opening credits might, they fail to adequately acclimate any newcomers, who may be lost. Not that the new film is deep or complex. It does, however, work best […]
Storage 24
Among the few unfortunates sealed within its labyrinthian walls are a newly dumped Charlie (Doghouses Noel Clarke, who also scripted) and his ex, Shelly (Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Albert Nobbs), both of whom have come to retrieve their stuff. Each has brought a friend, too: Mark (Colin ODonoghue, The Rite) and Nikki (Laura Haddock, The Inbetweeners Movie). […]
Tracks of my ears
Sleek and stylish electro duo The Deer Tracks is about as overtly Swedish as a certain chef from The Muppets, which means the blood coursing through the two members veins all but guarantees they construct ridiculously infectious pop music far more sturdy than an IKEA shelving unit. In fact, they do. The two singer/chanteuse […]
