Credit: Brad Gregg Rather than a quick peck, however, he demanded “lip to lip.” She obliged. Now that the American Idol winner and country superstar is returning home for a Thursday concert at Chesapeake Arena, Chicken-Fried News suspects that throngs of metro boys are now shaving their wispy-thin mustaches and working on signs in hopes […]
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Moon men
Credit: Brad Gregg Kelley left The Oklahoman just prior to the newspaper being sold last year to The Anschutz Corporation. The Washington Times’ former owner, Sun Myung Moon, the founder of the Unification Church, died Sept. 3, and at the time of Kelley’s hiring in June 2011, a spat between Moon’s heirs and current owners […]
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PR BS
Credit: Brad Gregg —“Southwest Bancorp, Inc. Reports Net Income of $5.9 Million for the Third Quarter of 2012” —“Jeff Dunham Scores Concurrent Tour Ticket & DVD Sales Coups” —“The most iconic speech since ‘I Have a Dream’” —“TEAM MEATBALL HAS AN ARREST ON TONIGHT’S ‘JERSEY SHORE’” —“Basic Energy Services Announces Receipt Of Requisite Consents With […]
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PR BS
Credit: Brad Gregg —“Southwest Bancorp, Inc. Reports Net Income of $5.9 Million for the Third Quarter of 2012” —“Jeff Dunham Scores Concurrent Tour Ticket & DVD Sales Coups” —“The most iconic speech since ‘I Have a Dream’” —“TEAM MEATBALL HAS AN ARREST ON TONIGHT’S ‘JERSEY SHORE’” —“Basic Energy Services Announces Receipt Of Requisite Consents With […]
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Sauced and inked
Credit: Brad Gregg If your everyday vocab consists of words like “complex, dry and spicy,” and it has nothing to do with your love life, there’s a good chance, dear “wine enthusiast,” that you are, in fact, a lush. Lucky for you, Urban Wineworks, Plaza District’s proud little winery, would like to celebrate with you. […]
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What separation of church and state?
Credit: Brad Gregg Last week, the Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma released survey results of its “2012 Oklahoma Voter’s Guide for the Well-Informed Voter of Faith.” Of course, in this instance, “Voter of Faith” means follower of the one correct and true faith of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. (Catholics, Mormons, Unitarians or people […]
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Lost in Cleveland
Credit: Brad Gregg The Republican vice presidential candidate joined former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on a visit to the Cleveland Browns at practice last week. Ryan took a few moments to speak to the players and committed what some Oklahomans might call a cardinal sin: He mistook a Longhorn for a Cowboy. As reported […]
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Hot! hot! hot!
Credit: Brad Gregg “[Then] I got an email from Cosmo saying they had picked me,” he said. “I was caught off guard, but I was excited for the opportunity to represent my state.” And represent he does. His scruffy facial hair doesn’t hide his chiseled jaw, which matches his chiseled abs. Um, where were we? […]
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You’re doin’ fine, Oklahoma (by doin’ everything that moves)
Credit: Brad Gregg You know, do it. That’s according to a study conducted by the surprisingly statistics-friendly dating site SeekingArrangement.com. The pole found — oh, excuse us, that’s “poll” — that Oklahoma City is the fourth most promiscuous city in the country. We hit this proud spot because 64 percent of wealthy men in town […]
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Chamber of secrets
Credit: Brad Gregg From Kanye West’s sex tape with some Kim Kardashian doppelgänger to Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” tape, several such recordings surfaced last month — including one featuring leaders of the State Chamber of Oklahoma. In the recording, chamber President and CEO Fred Morgan and chamber COO Chad Warmington talk politics at a July […]