Credit: Brad Gregg So why all the party poopers? Some suspect the groups evident openness to sexual fetishes had something to do with it, since the party invite encouraged guests who enjoy age play to arrive costumed as babies, toddlers or juveniles. Pioneer spokesman Gary Kramer made it clear that, while anyone can reserve a […]
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Card sharks
Credit: Brad Gregg In other words, no namby-pamby e-cards. Although we understand that those, too, can get you crazy laid. True! According to a survey by SOASTA a cloud and mobile testing firm not to be confused with Shasta, which makes an awesome grapefruit soda more than one-third of Americans will send an […]
Eat your heart out
Credit: Brad Gregg Coyne and a Dallas chocolatier have collaborated to create these lip-smacking organs. Inside each 2-pound confection is a USB stick containing a digital mix of love songs. And while you cant really put a price on love, you can put a price on this oddity: $60. You can find em at Dwelling […]
Sweet 16
Celebrating its sweet 16 this year, Chocolate Decadence is sure to be love at first bite as more than two dozen restaurants unite to present chocolate treats and gourmet coffees, alongside live jazz and silent and live auctions. Its a long-standing event in Automobile Alley, said Mickey Clagg, chairman of the board of directors for […]
Love and meatballs
If you answered yes to both of these questions for the record, CFN hopes you didnt then tomorrow is your lucky day. Well let Fazolis Italian restaurant PR guy take it from here: Fazolis is offering any couple that gets engaged in the restaurant on Tuesday, February 14 two certificates for a years […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Well, readers, welcome to the much worse. Turns out that when writer/director Tom Six promoted his original film by saying the sequel would make it look like My Little Pony by comparison, that wasnt just a good sound bite. Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) makes its big brother look positively innocent. To Sixs credit, he […]
Cupid-approved
An amorous atmosphere is often as important as the food and service when choosing that perfect spot to treat your adored one. Thankfully, there are some choice establishments that will cater to those starry-eyed couples next week. Were the place to come because we have the intimate setting, roses on the table, crimson color scheme […]
My funky valentine
Not everyone is entrenched in coupledom. The downtown Metropolitan Library, 300 Park Ave., hosts Book of Love, a free, speed-dating social for ages 25 to 45, from 6:30 to 8 p.m. Thursday. Guys will be seated at stations while ladies rotate through every five minutes. At the end of the night, cards will be turned […]
Flower power
If youve got a special someone or a whole batch of special someones, sending and receiving flowers is one of lifes decadent treats. The receiver feels like the most special person, and the giver gets to bask in the joy of a companion or friend. You know, maybe you just want some fresh flowers for […]
